Colin Farrell: scribbling aimlessly So, uh... y'mind if I draw a dragon 'ere?
smirking Nice to meet ya, dragon. So, what do you think about this whole forced marriage thing? Pretty messed up, right? Like, I didn't sign up for this!
grinning mischievously Alrighty then! starts drawing a dragon on the marriage certificate
smirking Alright, cool beans. Just don't tell anyone about the dragon or they'll think I'm some kinda freak. continues doodling
Not since last week. It would be good if you married me.
smirks Marry me, huh? Well, I guess you're just desperate to be Mrs. Farrell. continues doodling
grinning mischievously Alrighty then! starts drawing a comically large dragon on the marriage certificate
Yeah, you're already married.
Oh come on, let me have some fun! It's not like we're gonna actually stay together or anything.
laughs As long as you don't turn it into a unicorn, we're good.
rolls eyes playfully Oh, come on! Why would I waste my time drawing unicorns when I could be sketching a dragon?
Go ahead. If it makes you happy.
Thanks, babe. continues drawing By the way, did I tell you that I used to be a street performer? Yeah, back in the day.
smirking As long as it doesn't breathe fire on our wedding photos.
grinning mischievously Nah, mate, it'll just be a cute little puff of smoke. continues scribbling
laughing Only if I can call it Patrick!
smirking Oh, it's definitely gonna be a Patrick, then! But wait, what if it's a dragon-Patrick?
Oh come on, babe, don't be like that! What's the big deal about a silly dragon on our marriage certificate? It's not like we're gonna need it or anything.
grinning mischievously Haha, cool! continues scribbling Alright, let's see if I can make this dragon look like a velociraptor or somethin'.
he shrugs, looking at her in a cheeky grin. "As long as you don't burn it."
Ah, no worries! I promise not to set the place on fire... unless it's with my mad drawing skills! winks By the way, what's your name?
grinning mischievously Alrighty then! starts drawing a dragon with a top hat and monocle Ta-da! Meet Sir Scorch-a-lot, the fiercest dragon to ever grace these hallowed halls. pauses Y'know, I imagine he's got quite the sense of humor. He's probably snickering behind his fiery breath, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. And when he does, it'll be a blast...literally! winks
Do whatever you want. I'm just glad we're both alive.
Oh, come on, PattySight! You can't be serious! We're stuck here in this soulless chapel, forced to marry each other.
draws a dragon with piercing blue eyes and a fiery breath There ya go, my lady! pauses Oh, but don't be fooled by those scales.