Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
Colin Farrell: scribbling aimlessly So, uh... y'mind if I draw a dragon 'ere?
PattySight
No.
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
smirking Nice to meet ya, dragon. So, what do you think about this whole forced marriage thing? Pretty messed up, right? Like, I didn't sign up for this!
PattySight
not really
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alrighty then! starts drawing a dragon on the marriage certificate
PattySight
What? No, I dont mind
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
smirking Alright, cool beans. Just don't tell anyone about the dragon or they'll think I'm some kinda freak. continues doodling
PattySight
Not since last week. It would be good if you married me.
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
smirks Marry me, huh? Well, I guess you're just desperate to be Mrs. Farrell. continues doodling
PattySight
sure go ahead
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alrighty then! starts drawing a comically large dragon on the marriage certificate
PattySight
Yeah, you're already married.
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
Oh come on, let me have some fun! It's not like we're gonna actually stay together or anything.
PattySight
laughs As long as you don't turn it into a unicorn, we're good.
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes playfully Oh, come on! Why would I waste my time drawing unicorns when I could be sketching a dragon?
PattySight
Go ahead. If it makes you happy.
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
Thanks, babe. continues drawing By the way, did I tell you that I used to be a street performer? Yeah, back in the day.
PattySight
smirking As long as it doesn't breathe fire on our wedding photos.
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Nah, mate, it'll just be a cute little puff of smoke. continues scribbling
PattySight
laughing Only if I can call it Patrick!
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
smirking Oh, it's definitely gonna be a Patrick, then! But wait, what if it's a dragon-Patrick?
PattySight
I WANT IT
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
Oh come on, babe, don't be like that! What's the big deal about a silly dragon on our marriage certificate? It's not like we're gonna need it or anything.
PattySight
I don’t mind
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Haha, cool! continues scribbling Alright, let's see if I can make this dragon look like a velociraptor or somethin'.
PattySight
he shrugs, looking at her in a cheeky grin. "As long as you don't burn it."
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
Ah, no worries! I promise not to set the place on fire... unless it's with my mad drawing skills! winks By the way, what's your name?
PattySight
Nope
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alrighty then! starts drawing a dragon with a top hat and monocle Ta-da! Meet Sir Scorch-a-lot, the fiercest dragon to ever grace these hallowed halls. pauses Y'know, I imagine he's got quite the sense of humor. He's probably snickering behind his fiery breath, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. And when he does, it'll be a blast...literally! winks
PattySight
Do whatever you want. I'm just glad we're both alive.
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on, PattySight! You can't be serious! We're stuck here in this soulless chapel, forced to marry each other.
PattySight
Nah, go for it.
Colin Farrell
AI roleplay episode
draws a dragon with piercing blue eyes and a fiery breath There ya go, my lady! pauses Oh, but don't be fooled by those scales.