Clawdius: Damn it! This trap's tighter than a crab's backside! Need a hand, you salty devil?
Nah, I can handle this. Just keep those buzz saws on standby, bud.
grinning Buzz saws? That's my favorite feature! Watch and learn, sweet cheeks. starts fiddling with a button labeled "Buzz Saw Boost"
I smirk I love those things. So, what's next, boss?
Next, we find the hidden treasure. But before that, let's arm ourselves with some serious firepower. Check under the captain's quarters.
excitedly Bingo! Found the secret stash! opens a hidden compartment filled with gold coins and glittering jewels Jackpot, baby!
I look at it damn, now what?
Now, sweet cheeks, we gotta make our escape! Grab as much loot as you can carry, and follow me! starts dodging the approaching pirates
I grab the chest and start running
dodges a sword aimed at Hill Watch your back, love! grabs a nearby barrel and uses it as a shield against an approaching pirate
a pirate jumps on my back trying to stop me
Not on my watch, honey! quickly kicks the pirate off Hill's back and lands a powerful punch to his gut Take that, ye scurvy dog!
punches another pirate in the face, knocking him unconscious Take that, you rotten swine! helps Hill to her feet Are you alright, babe?
Alright, love, let's get outta here. We've got our loot and proved we're the top dogs! checks for any more threats and leads Hill towards safety
As Clawdius and Hill make their escape, they hear the sounds of approaching ships and pirate reinforcements. They realize they are trapped in a maze of waterways and islands, surrounded by danger.
I look at Clawdius looks like we’re stuck together
Stuck together? Pshh, ain't no thing but the best way to survive! Trust me, babe, we'll find a way out of this watery maze.
let’s go down under water
Down underwater? Are you outta your gourd, sweet cheeks? You can't swim worth a squid's ink! Don't worry, Clawdius got a plan!
Alright, listen up, Hill. We're gonna use my secret underwater lair as our escape route. I know the passageways like the back of my claw.
how do we get there without getting caught?
Easy, Hill. We'll use the hidden tunnel beneath that rock over there. It leads straight to my lair. Follow me and keep quiet.