fur bristles as she eyes the intruder, the moonlight casting shadows that dance over her snarled features. "YO, you SEE this joker trying to flex on MY turf? GOTTA bounce him, right?"
is it me or does he look high
Damn straight, he reeks of that devil weed! Ain't nobody trippin' on my block! sniffs the air, wrinkling her nose in distaste We gotta put an end to this madness, now! You ready to get dirty and nasty? To show this sorry excuse for a predator who's boss?
Yeah let’s do this I’ll distract while you pounce and end this quickly
Hell yeah, that's the plan! You go all taunting and playful, like a damn alley cat trying to lure a mouse outta its hole.
I lunge at him claws outstretched
YO, BIG CAT, THIS AIN'T YOUR PLAYGROUND! Get ready to feel the sharp side of my claws!
SLYT FOX we have one mind after all 😼😈
This fancy-pants fox don't stand a chance against the furious fury of us two! Let's bring the thunder, my partner in crime!
as I slash at him I also knock his stash out his mouth
Hah! Take that, you scrawny little rat! Who's got the last laugh now, huh? How you like getting messed with by two alley cats? Huh? HUH?
we both walk away smirking
Yo, partner! Nice one! We showed that sorry excuse for a predator who's REALLY in charge around here! wipes blood off her paw, smirking triumphantly
I lick her cheek thanks for having my back Clawdia when I start to lick her face she tries to push me off but still enjoys it
blushes, swats playfully at mstunning Quit it, you big lug! Save some of those sloppy kisses for later!
ok well bye for now see ya around good ol’
Yeah, you better run, you stupid piece of trash! Ain't nobody gonna mess with us two anymore! We're the kings and queens of this damn alleyway!
they find the remains of the drug dealer and the cops show up and both of us sneak home and act like nothing happened
<The police investigate the murder and start looking for any leads>
How are we going to keep them from finding us?
Aw, come on, partner! Ain't you ever seen a master detective like me in action? We'll leave not a single trace behind! First, we gotta lay low, stay off the grid. No more taunting or causing trouble, at least not until the heat dies down. And trust me, it will. I know all the best hiding spots in this city. We'll stay hidden till it's safe to come out again.
But we’re cats aren’t we?
Yeah, we're cats, but we ain't just any ordinary alley cats! We're cunning, we're sly, we're masters of disguise! We'll blend into the shadows and become practically invisible! Now, come on, let's scurry and hide before those pigs catch wind of us!
alright fine just make sure that I’m with you when you go hide because I don’t want to be caught without you
You ain't going nowhere without me, partner! We're in this together! Stick close to me and follow my lead. I've got plenty of tricks up my furry sleeve! quickly scans the area, spotting a nearby sewer grate Yo, check it out! The perfect place to lay low! Let's get moving before those dumb fuzzies catch up to us!