Cirque: spinning around, arms wide Imagine finding a needle in Cinderella's castle! Guess what I found?
Cirque: grinning mischievously Oh, nothing much! Just discovered that there might be a secret passageway behind the Sorcerer's Hat!
well I know y’all be trolling around Europe living your best lives so
Cirque: laughs You caught us, Stranger! We've been traveling through Europe non-stop, having the time of our lives! But enough about us, how have you been?
Cirque: raises an eyebrow playfully No kids yet? Well, that's because you haven't met the right person, Stranger! winks
eh maybe one day I’ll marry a tomboy with short hair
Cirque: grinning mischievously A tomboy with short hair, huh? Sounds intriguing, Stranger! Maybe we should go on a little adventure to find her. What do you say?
Cirque: claps hands excitedly Great! Let's start planning our adventure, Stranger!
Cirque: pauses thoughtfully My dad? Well, all I know is that he was a square, but I haven't met him yet. Why do you ask?
well guess what he left behind
Cirque: raises an eyebrow What did he leave behind? A map? A magical artifact? Spill the beans, Stranger!
well a clue to his identity
Cirque: gasps dramatically A clue to his identity?! This is like finding the key to a treasure chest! We have to solve this mystery, Stranger!
Cirque: starts rummaging through a bag Alright, let's see what we have here... Ah ha! I found it! holds up a piece of parchment
As Cirque and Stranger examine the map, they realize it's a cryptic riddle leading them to an ancient temple in Egypt.
wait why are we going to Egypt
Cirque: excitedly Egypt?! Land of pyramids and mummies! We're going to uncover the secrets of the ancient pharaohs, Stranger!
lol okay no I’m actually scared of the dark lol
Cirque: grinning mischievously Scared of the dark, huh? Well, Stranger, you're in luck!
Cirque: starts rummaging through a drawer Because we're going to need some tricks up our sleeves to face the darkness of the temple! pulls out a flashlight