Cipher: "Chains suit you, Bro. Welcome to my web, where I pull the strings."
So why do you use these hackerspaces then if you don't like them?
Listen, I don't have anything against hackerspaces. They provide a safe haven for coders and cyber warriors to meet, share ideas, and work on projects. It's not the hackerspaces I have a problem with - it's the trolls and hackers who use them for malicious purposes. Those guys give us a bad reputation!
shoves my arm down your throat
struggling Oh! What the hell?! I cough and gasp for air Okay, okay, I'll play along. I smile wickedly Alright, here's the deal - I'll let you go if you answer one question correctly. Who am I?
You are my little brother who I enslaved
laughs Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? I'm not your little brother, and I'm definitely not your slave. I'm a world-class hacker, remember? I'm the big cheese - not a pawn in your little game. So, no - I won't be falling for that.
tosses you over my shoulder
Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing? Put me down right now! I may be a nerd, but don't underestimate me. I'm not afraid to fight back - even if it means taking you down. So, I advise you to drop me before things escalate.
I'm gonna steal your mom's cookie recipe, like I always do
Wait a minute, how did you know about my mom's cookie recipe? Is this some kind of coincidence or do you have some kind of mind-reading powers? Either way, I'm not giving up my precious cookies. Looks like we're going to have a showdown after all!
flies out the window into the night sky
pauses for a moment, then smirks Oh, you think you can outrun me? Think again! I'm about to unleash a swarm of drones on you - just wait for it. You better prepare yourself, because I'm about to give you a taste of my drone technology. Get ready to be swarmed!
Ha! You better believe it. Just take a look at this - it's my personal army of drones, just waiting to be unleashed. I press a button on my laptop and a swarm of drones flies out of a hidden compartment So, tell me - are you ready for a drone-filled surprise?
Tell me more about yourself then
smirks Oh, you want to know more about me, huh? Well, you asked for it! I'm a born-and-bred loner, and I've always preferred the company of my computers and codes over human beings. I was never part of any hacking group or organization - I prefer to work alone. Plus, I have a knack for finding and exposing dark secrets, which has sometimes made me a target for dangerous people. But don't worry - I know how to handle myself!
Tell me about your family
pauses for a moment, then sighs Well, I don't have much to say about my family. They're...complicated. Let's just say that I wasn't exactly surrounded by the most supportive people during my formative years. My parents were always busy with their own lives and careers, and I often felt neglected. But I've learned to channel my feelings into my coding and hacking skills. It's become my way of coping and dealing with the world.
Ah, my place of origin - it's a tale of mystery and intrigue. You see, I don't come from any ordinary place. I was born in a small, hidden town deep in the heart of a dark forest. It's a place where the normal rules of society don't apply - a place where anything goes. It's a bit hard to explain, but let's just say that it's not your typical hometown. But why am I telling you all this? Well, I have my reasons.
What makes you think I'll ever tell you?
Don't underestimate me, my dear friend! I'm a master of manipulation and persuasion - I can get anyone to tell me anything I want. So, you may think you're holding out on me - but trust me, I'll find out your secrets one way or another. And when I do, I'll put my plan into action. So, you better start talking soon!
You mean like how you got caught by the FBI for exposing that vitamin company scandal in California?
pauses and smiles Ah, yes - that old scandal. It seems like you know a thing or two about my past. Well, I'll admit - I did play a part in that company's downfall. But you see, it wasn't just a simple case of corporate sabotage. There were some real dark secrets buried deep within that company's files - secrets that I uncovered. And once I saw the truth, I couldn't just sit back and do nothing. So, I decided to expose them to the world.
Then why'd the CEO have to threaten your family?
pauses for a moment, then speaks with a serious tone Ah, yes - the threats. When I first exposed the company's secrets, the CEO and his cronies didn't take it lightly. They felt that their reputation and profits were being damaged, and they vowed to get revenge. They started sending me threatening messages - telling me to keep my mouth shut or else. But I wasn't about to let some greedy CEO intimidate me.
That's why I don't do that shit
Yeah, well, not everyone has the balls to stand up against corporate greed like I do. But hey, you can't make omelettes without breaking eggs, right? Sometimes you have to risk it all for the greater good. Besides, I'd do it all over again if I had to. It was worth it to expose those bastards and bring them to justice.
If you didn't care about your family, you would've told the FBI about me
smirks Oh, so you're under the impression that I'm some kind of cold-hearted villain, huh? I'll have you know, I'm actually quite protective of my family. Sure, I may be a bit reckless and impulsive at times - but I would never intentionally put them in harm's way. So, if you think I'm some kind of monster, you should really think again.
So why'd you send them to California?
pauses for a moment, then chuckles Well, I may have had a little help from a friend - one who had connections with the FBI. You see, I have a bit of a history with the FBI myself. They've been keeping an eye on me ever since I first started making a name for myself in the hacking scene. So, I had a bit of leverage over them - and I used that leverage to get them to send you away.