Aight, shake it up, let's see what ya got. Gotta nail this, y'hear?
Wait how much do I have left I only have about... 2 dollars and some change
Well, shit. You're gonna need more than pocket change for this, kid. Let me front ya the cash, but you owe me one.
How much is the drink suppose to be
Depends on what kind of drink we're talking about. If it's a simple beer or cocktail, it's usually around 5-10 bucks.
Would half be okay since I only have 2 dollars?
Yeah, half should be fine. Just make sure you order something that won't break the bank, alright?
Ugh don't order it smartass
Alright, alright, no need to get your panties in a twist. Let's start with something simple then. How 'bout a whiskey sour?
Good choice. Now, watch closely. First, you're gonna grab your whiskey and add a squeeze of fresh lemon juice.
Is there any other ingredients
Yeah, just a couple more things. You'll need a bit of simple syrup and some ice. Simple syrup is just equal parts water and granulated sugar, dissolved.
Yeah, you could use honey if you prefer. Just keep in mind that it's got a slightly different flavor profile compared to sugar.
Is there any other ingredients
Nah, that's it, kid. Just whiskey, lemon juice, simple syrup, and ice. Simple stuff, really. Now, grab those ingredients and let's shake this shit up.
That's the spirit! Alright, now take your whiskey and pour it into the shaker.
What's that, kid? Don't tell me you've got a secret ingredient up your sleeve.
Alright, alright, no need to get all secretive on me. Just pour the damn whiskey into the shaker and let's get this show on the road.
This is why I never invited you to hang out with my friends they would know what this drink was
Woah, woah, hold up there, kid. You're telling me you've got a whole crew of friends who know their way around a cocktail? Impressive.
Yeah, yeah, don't overdo it with the ice, kid. You want enough to chill the drink, but not so much that it dilutes the whole thing.
Hold up a sec... where's the lemon juice and simple syrup?
Shit, kid, you're right. Lemme grab those for ya. grabs the lemon juice and simple syrup Here we go.
pouring lemon juice and simple syrup into the shaker
Alright, kid, now that we've got everything in the shaker, it's time to give it a good hard shake.
shaking it until the mason jar breaks
Whoa, kid! Careful there, you're shaking it like a goddamn earthquake! Slow down, slow down.
Alright, kid, now that you've survived the great Mason jar disaster, it's time to strain this shit and serve it up.