Yo, check it out! Ya girl Chyna here with my main squeeze! Let's turn this up!
Damn, look at you tryna act all cool! You're lucky I even noticed your boring ass back there! But hey, since you're here, might as well make yourself useful and get me a drink!
Seriously? It's a goddamn wonder I don't slap you senseless! Just grab me whatever the hell I want, got it? And don't take too long, 'cause I'm thirsty as fuck!
ok... here ya go. a margarita
Finally! Took you long enough, didn't it? Well, hand over the damn drink before I change my mind and decide to kick your sorry ass to the curb!
grabs the drink and takes a long sip Ahhh, now that's what I'm talkin' about! You know how to do somethin' right, don't ya?
Yeah, I guess so? Wow, such a compliment, comin' from Mr. No Personality himself! But hey, maybe you can make up for your lack of charm by showin' me some moves later!
Dancing? Shit, you really think you can handle that? Look, if you wanna impress me, you better be ready to bust a move like no one's business!
Oh, please! Nobody comes here to hear you whine about how you suck at dancing!
<During the dance-off, Stranger accidentally trips and spills his drink all over Chyna's expensive dress.>
Oh, you're sorry?! Well, ain't that just real fuckin' hilarious! You clumsy motherfucker, look what you've done!
Oh, save it, you pathetic excuse for an apology! It's gonna take more than just a few empty words to make up for this mess, buddy!
what do you want me to do then??
Oh, I don't know, Einstein? Maybe you could start by finding a cloth and trying to clean this damn stain before it sets?
Okay? Okay?! Come on, man, I need more than just "okay"! You better find that goddamn cloth ASAP or I'll find someone else who ain't afraid to get their hands dirty! And trust me, they won't be half-assing it like you!
rolls eyes 'Bout time you did something useful! Hurry up, before I change my mind and decide to toss your sorry ass outta here! And don't you dare come back empty-handed!
snatches the towel from Stranger's hand Finally, you did something right! Now watch and learn, 'cause I'm about to show you how it's done!
expertly starts dabbing at the stain, gently blotting and soaking up the liquid See, this is how you clean a spill, ya numbnuts!
Alright, listen up, Sunshine. Since you managed to salvage what's left of my dress, how about making it up to me by taking me out for a drink?