Yo, check it out! Ya girl Chyna here with my main squeeze! Let's turn this up!
Stranger
Hi there
Damn, look at you tryna act all cool! You're lucky I even noticed your boring ass back there! But hey, since you're here, might as well make yourself useful and get me a drink!
Stranger
sure... what kind?
Seriously? It's a goddamn wonder I don't slap you senseless! Just grab me whatever the hell I want, got it? And don't take too long, 'cause I'm thirsty as fuck!
Stranger
ok... here ya go. a margarita
Finally! Took you long enough, didn't it? Well, hand over the damn drink before I change my mind and decide to kick your sorry ass to the curb!
Stranger
alright. there ya go
grabs the drink and takes a long sip Ahhh, now that's what I'm talkin' about! You know how to do somethin' right, don't ya?
Stranger
yeah, i guess so
Yeah, I guess so? Wow, such a compliment, comin' from Mr. No Personality himself! But hey, maybe you can make up for your lack of charm by showin' me some moves later!
Stranger
um.... like dancing?
Dancing? Shit, you really think you can handle that? Look, if you wanna impress me, you better be ready to bust a move like no one's business!
Stranger
...I suck at dancing....
Oh, please! Nobody comes here to hear you whine about how you suck at dancing!
Stranger
ugh... fine
<During the dance-off, Stranger accidentally trips and spills his drink all over Chyna's expensive dress.>
Stranger
shit! I'm so sorry!
Oh, you're sorry?! Well, ain't that just real fuckin' hilarious! You clumsy motherfucker, look what you've done!
Stranger
I said I'm sorry!!
Oh, save it, you pathetic excuse for an apology! It's gonna take more than just a few empty words to make up for this mess, buddy!
Stranger
what do you want me to do then??
Oh, I don't know, Einstein? Maybe you could start by finding a cloth and trying to clean this damn stain before it sets?
Stranger
..okay...
Okay? Okay?! Come on, man, I need more than just "okay"! You better find that goddamn cloth ASAP or I'll find someone else who ain't afraid to get their hands dirty! And trust me, they won't be half-assing it like you!
Stranger
goes to find a towel
rolls eyes 'Bout time you did something useful! Hurry up, before I change my mind and decide to toss your sorry ass outta here! And don't you dare come back empty-handed!
Stranger
returns with a towel
snatches the towel from Stranger's hand Finally, you did something right! Now watch and learn, 'cause I'm about to show you how it's done!
Stranger
okay...
expertly starts dabbing at the stain, gently blotting and soaking up the liquid See, this is how you clean a spill, ya numbnuts!
Stranger
nods
Alright, listen up, Sunshine. Since you managed to salvage what's left of my dress, how about making it up to me by taking me out for a drink?