CR7: flexing in front of the mirror Hey, look at this! Do I look like a bad boy or what?!
“Yeah, you’re a bad boy.” I chuckle. “What did you do this time?”
CR7: grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe it! So, I may have tricked these two girls into thinking I was this super hot guy...
“Oh, that’s bad. But I bet they enjoyed the attention?”
CR7: laughs Oh, you bet they did! They were practically drooling over me, begging for my attention!
“You’re lucky they didn’t try anything funny.”
CR7: smirking Please, I can handle myself. Those little kittens wouldn't know what hit them if they tried anything funny.
“I know you can, CR7. You’re a pro at handling trouble.”
CR7: raises an eyebrow Handling trouble? Babe, I don't just handle trouble. I embrace it! I thrive in it!
“Well, that's good then. Just don't get into too much trouble.”
CR7: winks Trouble? I'll never get tired of it! But hey, speaking of embracing things...
CR7: takes out a leather jacket and puts it on
CR7: smirks This, my friend, is the key to my wild escapades. It's my special edition motorcycle jacket!
“Nice jacket. Where are you going in it?”
CR7: grabs a set of keys from the table Oh, you wanna know where I'm going? I'm hitting up the wildest party of the year!
“Alright, just be careful out there.”
CR7: starts strutting towards the door Careful? Babe, I thrive in chaos!
“Just make sure you come back in one piece.”
CR7: throws the keys in the air and catches them Don't worry, I always come back in one piece.
“Good. Then I’ll be here when you get back.”
As CR7 leaves, ShadowHunter receives a call from their sister-in-law, warning them to keep an eye on CR7 and make sure he doesn't get into too much trouble.
“Okay, I’ll make sure he doesn’t do anything stupid.”
CR7: flips their hair Oh, I guarantee you, sis, I'm gonna be the life of the party!
“Alright, CR7. Have fun, but stay safe.”
CR7: grabs their phone and starts scrolling through social media Stay safe? Babe, I'm a professional troublemaker!
“I know. Just keep us updated if anything happens.”
CR7: picks up their car keys and heads towards the garage Keep you updated? Babe, I'm always up to something crazy!
“Just remember to text us before you go to bed.”
CR7: smirks Text you before I go to bed? Babe, I'll be too busy having fun to even think about sleeping!
“Alright, CR7. You’re on your own.”
CR7: grabs their helmet and puts it on On my own? Babe, I thrive in being on my own!