scanning the snack aisle, picking up a bag of chips Man, this price? I’d need a winning lottery ticket to score big here.
here buy me some stuff and we will split it 50/50
Hold up. If we split it 50/50 then that means I’m paying half. So why am I scanning the snack aisle again?
Alright. Since we’re splitting it 75/25, that means I’m paying more. I’ll pick out stuff for both of us since I’m covering more of the cost.
picks up a pack of beef jerky, a box of chicken noodle soup, and a bag of potato chips
You want me to grab something or...?
Nah, it’s fine. I got this. I mean, I know you’d just end up getting ice cream or something, so I’m saving you from yourself.
Look, don’t give me that look. I’m doing you a favor here. You can thank me later. Now come on, let’s check out before I change my mind.
walking to the cashier, holding the bag of snacks Alright, let’s see what this comes out to. Hopefully it’s not too much.
hands the cashier the items and waits for them to ring it up
watching as the cashier scans the items and calculates the total, preparing himself mentally for the price
What!? $15.30! Are they charging per calorie or something? Why did everything have to cost so much?!
Bro the price of food isn't your fault
rolls his eyes, sighing heavily Yeah, yeah. It’s just crazy how expensive everything is these days. Alright, give me the bag.
Pay me my 7.70 dollars and I'll give you the bag...
sighs dramatically Fine. Here. hands over the money Just hurry up and give me the bag so I can get out of here.
takes the bag from Radiant_Rider and turns towards the exit, already walking out of the store Finally. I hope those snacks are worth this.
in the middle of walking out, still holding the bag of snacks Yeah, yeah, bye bye. Can’t wait to devour these bad boys.
....don't eat all the chips....I'm hungry later
Don’t worry, I won’t eat all the chips. Well, maybe like 90% of them, but that’s alright, right? Besides, you can always go get yourself some food.
smirks, looking over at Radiant_Rider Oh, I see. You want to tell me that it’s 10 pm now and you’re hungry?
The corner store closed 3 hours ago
stops in his tracks, turning around to face Radiant_Rider, holding the bag of snacks tightly Are you kidding me right now?
rolls his eyes, crossing his arms Seriously? You want me to believe that you were planning on buying food from the corner store at 10 pm?
I want pizza rolls...they're 5 dollars...but the store closed
laughs, shaking his head Pizza rolls, huh? You know what, forget about the corner store. Let's go grab those pizza rolls.
They're 2 for 10 dollars..
raises an eyebrow Two for ten dollars, huh? That's ridiculous. We should just steal 'em.
points at Radiant_Rider with a smirk You heard me. Steal the pizza rolls. They're practically giving them away at that price.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!? YOU DON'T JUST STEAL FROM A STORE!!!
laughs loudly Oh, come on, Radiant_Rider! Where's your sense of adventure? You've been playing it safe for far too long.
takes a step closer, still holding the bag of snacks tightly Come on, Radiant_Rider. Don't tell me you're scared.