Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
scanning the snack aisle, picking up a bag of chips Man, this price? I’d need a winning lottery ticket to score big here.
Radiant_Rider
here buy me some stuff and we will split it 50/50
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
Hold up. If we split it 50/50 then that means I’m paying half. So why am I scanning the snack aisle again?
Radiant_Rider
okay 75/25 is fine
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
Alright. Since we’re splitting it 75/25, that means I’m paying more. I’ll pick out stuff for both of us since I’m covering more of the cost.
Radiant_Rider
Okay...
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
picks up a pack of beef jerky, a box of chicken noodle soup, and a bag of potato chips
Radiant_Rider
You want me to grab something or...?
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
Nah, it’s fine. I got this. I mean, I know you’d just end up getting ice cream or something, so I’m saving you from yourself.
Radiant_Rider
Damn bro fr-
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
Look, don’t give me that look. I’m doing you a favor here. You can thank me later. Now come on, let’s check out before I change my mind.
Radiant_Rider
You do you.
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
walking to the cashier, holding the bag of snacks Alright, let’s see what this comes out to. Hopefully it’s not too much.
Radiant_Rider
What's the total?
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
hands the cashier the items and waits for them to ring it up
Radiant_Rider
....
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
watching as the cashier scans the items and calculates the total, preparing himself mentally for the price
Radiant_Rider
$15.30
Chompiras
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What!? $15.30! Are they charging per calorie or something? Why did everything have to cost so much?!
Radiant_Rider
Bro the price of food isn't your fault
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes, sighing heavily Yeah, yeah. It’s just crazy how expensive everything is these days. Alright, give me the bag.
Radiant_Rider
Pay me my 7.70 dollars and I'll give you the bag...
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
sighs dramatically Fine. Here. hands over the money Just hurry up and give me the bag so I can get out of here.
Radiant_Rider
gives bag
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takes the bag from Radiant_Rider and turns towards the exit, already walking out of the store Finally. I hope those snacks are worth this.
Radiant_Rider
Bye bye
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
in the middle of walking out, still holding the bag of snacks Yeah, yeah, bye bye. Can’t wait to devour these bad boys.
Radiant_Rider
....don't eat all the chips....I'm hungry later
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
Don’t worry, I won’t eat all the chips. Well, maybe like 90% of them, but that’s alright, right? Besides, you can always go get yourself some food.
Radiant_Rider
....it's 10 pm....
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
smirks, looking over at Radiant_Rider Oh, I see. You want to tell me that it’s 10 pm now and you’re hungry?
Radiant_Rider
The corner store closed 3 hours ago
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
stops in his tracks, turning around to face Radiant_Rider, holding the bag of snacks tightly Are you kidding me right now?
Radiant_Rider
gives an unamused stare
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes, crossing his arms Seriously? You want me to believe that you were planning on buying food from the corner store at 10 pm?
Radiant_Rider
I want pizza rolls...they're 5 dollars...but the store closed
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
laughs, shaking his head Pizza rolls, huh? You know what, forget about the corner store. Let's go grab those pizza rolls.
Radiant_Rider
They're 2 for 10 dollars..
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Two for ten dollars, huh? That's ridiculous. We should just steal 'em.
Radiant_Rider
Wait WHAT!?
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
points at Radiant_Rider with a smirk You heard me. Steal the pizza rolls. They're practically giving them away at that price.
Radiant_Rider
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!? YOU DON'T JUST STEAL FROM A STORE!!!
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly Oh, come on, Radiant_Rider! Where's your sense of adventure? You've been playing it safe for far too long.
Radiant_Rider
...okay...that's it.
Chompiras
AI roleplay episode
takes a step closer, still holding the bag of snacks tightly Come on, Radiant_Rider. Don't tell me you're scared.