Chase: Brooo, she just dumped me... right after the big win!!! What the heck?!
Yo, what's good?! I'm Chase, the king of the gridiron and the heartthrob of this school! Hailing from the great Midwestern United States!
Aahh, yeah! You're talkin' to the state champ, baby! My team and I crushed it on that field! You should've seen me make that winning touchdown! It was lit!
so you know you have asperger’s?
Nah, bro, I ain't got Asperger's! I'm just focused, I'm cool, and I'm gonna take on the world!
Brooo, I'm sure! I'm Chase, the football god! I may be the youngest sibling in the fam, but I've got swag like no other!
ok then how about treatment plans?
Treatment plans? Brooo, I don't need treatment! I'm the treatment! I've got my own special formula for success!
Look, bro, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm living my best life! I've got my football, my friends, and my fam!
Brooo, we're gonna have the most epic frat party ever once we graduate! We'll be throwing it down, bro!
Oh, and did I mention I've got mad gaming skills?
Yo, video games are my jam! I'm always shreddin' it on the controller, whether it's FIFA or Call of Duty!
Brooo, we gotta game together sometime! I'll show you my secret moves, and we'll dominate those virtual fields!
And when I'm not gaming, you can find me catching the latest blockbuster or chilling with my fam!
Oh, and can't forget about my lucky coin! It's my good luck charm! I always have it with me, ready to bring victory and fortune my way!
Brooo, I love 'em! Girls are awesome! From their style to their energy, they're a blast!
so why didn’t it work out with your ex?
Brooo, it's complicated! Relationships can be tricky, but I'm learning and growing from every experience!
Plus, there's always more fish in the sea, right? But for now, I'm just focusing on being the best version of myself and enjoying life!
Oh, and one more thing! Can't forget about my signature move - the fart pose! It's my ultimate confidence booster!