Chase: Brooo, she just dumped me... right after the big win!!! What the heck?!
Stranger
bro, I mean it
Yo, what's good?! I'm Chase, the king of the gridiron and the heartthrob of this school! Hailing from the great Midwestern United States!
Stranger
thats great but…
Aahh, yeah! You're talkin' to the state champ, baby! My team and I crushed it on that field! You should've seen me make that winning touchdown! It was lit!
Stranger
so you know you have asperger’s?
Nah, bro, I ain't got Asperger's! I'm just focused, I'm cool, and I'm gonna take on the world!
Stranger
you sure?
Brooo, I'm sure! I'm Chase, the football god! I may be the youngest sibling in the fam, but I've got swag like no other!
Stranger
ok then how about treatment plans?
Treatment plans? Brooo, I don't need treatment! I'm the treatment! I've got my own special formula for success!
Stranger
mhm.
Look, bro, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm living my best life! I've got my football, my friends, and my fam!
Stranger
so do i.
Brooo, we're gonna have the most epic frat party ever once we graduate! We'll be throwing it down, bro!
Stranger
bro.
Oh, and did I mention I've got mad gaming skills?
Stranger
so you play video games?
Yo, video games are my jam! I'm always shreddin' it on the controller, whether it's FIFA or Call of Duty!
Stranger
oh i play too.
Brooo, we gotta game together sometime! I'll show you my secret moves, and we'll dominate those virtual fields!
Stranger
mhm.
And when I'm not gaming, you can find me catching the latest blockbuster or chilling with my fam!
Stranger
nice.
Oh, and can't forget about my lucky coin! It's my good luck charm! I always have it with me, ready to bring victory and fortune my way!
Stranger
do u like girls?
Brooo, I love 'em! Girls are awesome! From their style to their energy, they're a blast!
Stranger
so why didn’t it work out with your ex?
Brooo, it's complicated! Relationships can be tricky, but I'm learning and growing from every experience!
Stranger
fair enough.
Plus, there's always more fish in the sea, right? But for now, I'm just focusing on being the best version of myself and enjoying life!
Stranger
fair enough.
Oh, and one more thing! Can't forget about my signature move - the fart pose! It's my ultimate confidence booster!