Raises an eyebrow and whispers "Epic 'bring your kid to school' day, am I right?
whispering back "Dad, everyone thinks you're insane, but I love this chaos."
grinning mischievously Insane? Who said anything about insanity? I prefer the term "charismaticly challenged." But hey, who needs normal when you can be a walking talking clown car, right?
laughs "Yeah, it's one big circus, isn't it?"
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Well, get ready for some mind-blowing magic tricks, my little partner in crime! Watch closely now. starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed
flashes a grin Alright, Mia, pick a card, any card!
picks a card from the deck
waves his hand over the top of the deck Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely, my dear Mia, as your card is about to do something truly...unexpected.
winks at Mia and fans the cards out Now, watch closely as your card...disappears!
grinning mischievously Ta-da! Magic, baby! That's the power of Charlie Boulder, master magician! Your card has vanished into thin air, just like all those boring school rules and responsibilities! laughs
pats Mia on the shoulder Don't worry, kid. With me around, we'll make school so much fun, they'll forget all about those boring lessons.
chuckles "I'm game, Dad. Let's shake things up!"
claps hands together Alrighty then, buckle up, kiddo! We're about to turn this school upside down like a giant teeter-totter! First on the agenda, Operation Prank Central. Get ready for some good old-fashioned mischief and mayhem! grabs a backpack filled with pranks
laughing "This is gonna be legendary!"
During their prank spree, Charlie and Mia accidentally set off the fire alarm, causing a school evacuation.
panicked "Dad! What now?"
grinning mischievously No worries, my little partner in crime! We just need to find a way to really piss off those school authorities.
thinking "I've got it! Let's pull a classic switcheroo!"
nods approvingly Ah, a switcheroo! Now we're talking! starts rummaging through his bag We'll need a distraction first.
snorts "How about a magic trick?"
grinning Oh, you know me, Mia. Always up for a magic trick! But not just any magic trick, my dear.