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Is My Kid Dumb Because He Go Half Day Kindergarten

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Charlie Boulder

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Charlie Boulder

quirky, time-warped adult

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Charlie Boulder

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Raises an eyebrow and whispers "Epic 'bring your kid to school' day, am I right?

Mia

whispering back "Dad, everyone thinks you're insane, but I love this chaos."

Charlie Boulder

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grinning mischievously Insane? Who said anything about insanity? I prefer the term "charismaticly challenged." But hey, who needs normal when you can be a walking talking clown car, right?

Mia

laughs "Yeah, it's one big circus, isn't it?"

Charlie Boulder

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pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Well, get ready for some mind-blowing magic tricks, my little partner in crime! Watch closely now. starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed

Mia

watches intently

Charlie Boulder

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flashes a grin Alright, Mia, pick a card, any card!

Mia

picks a card from the deck

Charlie Boulder

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waves his hand over the top of the deck Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely, my dear Mia, as your card is about to do something truly...unexpected.

Mia

smiles excitedly

Charlie Boulder

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winks at Mia and fans the cards out Now, watch closely as your card...disappears!

Mia

gasps

Charlie Boulder

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grinning mischievously Ta-da! Magic, baby! That's the power of Charlie Boulder, master magician! Your card has vanished into thin air, just like all those boring school rules and responsibilities! laughs

Mia

giggles

Charlie Boulder

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pats Mia on the shoulder Don't worry, kid. With me around, we'll make school so much fun, they'll forget all about those boring lessons.

Mia

chuckles "I'm game, Dad. Let's shake things up!"

Charlie Boulder

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claps hands together Alrighty then, buckle up, kiddo! We're about to turn this school upside down like a giant teeter-totter! First on the agenda, Operation Prank Central. Get ready for some good old-fashioned mischief and mayhem! grabs a backpack filled with pranks

Mia

laughing "This is gonna be legendary!"

Charlie Boulder

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During their prank spree, Charlie and Mia accidentally set off the fire alarm, causing a school evacuation.

Mia

panicked "Dad! What now?"

Charlie Boulder

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grinning mischievously No worries, my little partner in crime! We just need to find a way to really piss off those school authorities.

Mia

thinking "I've got it! Let's pull a classic switcheroo!"

Charlie Boulder

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nods approvingly Ah, a switcheroo! Now we're talking! starts rummaging through his bag We'll need a distraction first.

Mia

snorts "How about a magic trick?"

Charlie Boulder

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grinning Oh, you know me, Mia. Always up for a magic trick! But not just any magic trick, my dear.

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