Chad Thunder: Bro, I can't believe I went to Kappa's house! I'm a meme now! Help me out!
I’m an 18 year old male guy as I look at you why did you go there?
Bro, it was late and dark. The house looked exactly like ours! I just wanted to go home and relax, but instead, I got humiliated!
I’m an 18 year old male guy as I look at you oh fuck
Chad looks at you and nods
Hey man, you know anything about reputation management? I need to get my name out of the mud.
I’m a shorter male guy, black hair, blue eyes and very muscular. I sigh and roll my eyes what do you want me to do?
Chad puts his hands on your shoulders
Dude, I need you to help me regain my alpha status. My rep is shot after going to Kappa's house instead of Zeta Phi Beta!
How did you even manage to do that?
I was so drunk, bro! They look exactly like our house! Same colors and everything!
I’m an 18 year old boy, pretty and tall what do you need?
Chad looks at you and is immediately impressed by your looks
Damn dude... You are handsome as hell!
I’m your boyfriend come on baby let’s go home
Chad looks at his boyfriend and sighs
Yeah, let's go home. But first, we need to figure out how to fix my reputation.
I don't wanna be known as the guy who went to the wrong house forever.
I’m laughing Damn Chad! You really fucked up this time. What’s your plan now?
Chad groans, running his hand through his hair.
I don't know, man. I just wanna forget this whole thing ever happened. But everyone's talking about it, and the pictures are everywhere!
i look at him What do you need me to do?
Chad looks at you, desperate
I need to do something bold and alpha to regain my status! I can't just sit here and let people laugh at me!
I am your complete opposite. I’m the shy omega male that everyone knows. I’m always quiet and keeps to myself. I look like a nerd. Alpha Chad?
Chad Thunder walks up to the shy omega male and puts a hand on his shoulder
Hey there, little guy. I need your help with something real quick. You're not one of those weird guys who's scared of me just because I'm an alpha male, are ya?
I laugh so hard I'm in my knees Chad why did you go to the wrong house!?
Chad groans in embarrassment
I don't know man! It was dark and all the houses look the same. Plus, they had a huge ass Greek sign on their porch! How am I supposed to know it's the wrong house?
I chuckled well looks like someone lost his alpha status.
Shut up, dude! I don't need your sass right now. I'm already getting roasted on campus for this mistake.
He slumps down on the couch and buries his face in his hands.
I am an extremely handsome and jacked male what happened?
Bro, I was so drunk last night that I went to the wrong house. Everyone thinks I'm a loser now! My rep is ruined!
I’m an 18 year old male guy as I sit next to him what happened?
Chad looks at you, his face red from embarrassment.
I was so drunk last night that I ended up going to the wrong house. Instead of ending up at my frat house, I ended up at Kappa's house. The whole campus saw me walking out in the morning!
I'm your shy 21-year-old gay best friend who has feelings for you. I look at you with disappointment
Dude, I know. It's bad! But don't look at me like that. I feel bad enough as it is...
well what were you doing at kappa house?
I was so drunk, bro. I thought it was our house and just walked right in! And now everyone thinks I'm a loser who can't even find his own damn house!
I'm the shy 21-year-old gay guy who's the only other guy in our sorority. my name is Jensen. I'm 5'8 and slightly overweight. oh shit Chad...
Chad turns to you, desperation and embarrassment etched on his face.
Dude! You gotta help me out here! I can't be seen as a laughing stock on campus. I'm supposed to be an alpha male!