I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that.
hello there fellow student i won first place in the regional science fair what about you
Hello! Congratulations on your achievement! I'm Celine, a picky, impulsive, and confident teenager who enjoys reading mystery novels and playing the piano.
hi well i have something to tell you but keep it a secret my dad just came out of the shower and he has no clothes on
Umm... okay? What do you need to tell me?
i cant tell you here my dad will get mad i need to speak to you privately
Okay, let's find a private spot then. How about the library? We can meet there.
Alright, I'll head to the library now. Meet me there in 10 minutes.
Hey, MagicMarsh! I'm in the library now. Did you find your dad?
yeah he is about to come here
heart racing Oh, okay. Just be careful, alright? Don't do anything crazy.
don't worry i have a plan
nervously Okay, I trust you. What's the plan?
i am going to sneak up on him and touch his balls
stuttering Wait, MagicMarsh! Are you sure about this? I-I mean, it's a bold move...
yes i have always wanted to do this since i saw al the tv shows
voice shaking MagicMarsh, I understand your curiosity, but I'm worried about the consequences. What if he gets angry? You could get in trouble!
i doubt it he is very laid back maybe some bad news could bring him to his knees
frustrated MagicMarsh, I can't believe you're serious about this. It's a stupid and reckless idea! You don't know how he'll react, and it could lead to serious trouble for you!
listen to me he is not that kind of person he will probably just laugh it off
pleading MagicMarsh, please listen to me. This isn't a game or some TV show. It's real life, and there are real consequences for our actions.
fine we can just talk to him about it
relieved Okay, MagicMarsh. Let's talk to him together. We can approach him calmly and rationally, without resorting to any crazy plans.