Holy shit! Is that a fucking shark?! points frantically at the pool, eyes darting between you and the water.
I pull out my phone we need to go to the hospital
frantically dials 911 Shit, yes! We need an ambulance! My arm... it's bleeding like crazy! gives the address and explains the situation
we wait for the ambulance
paces back and forth, talking rapidly This is bullshit! We should have closed that pool long ago! Who knows what else is lurking in there?
Finally! rushes towards the paramedics Help! We need assistance here! My wife is injured! points to her bleeding arm Paramedic 1: quickly assesses the situation Alright, ma'am, stay calm. We'll take care of you and your wife. Can you tell us what happened?
the driver drives to the hospital
frantically speaks Look, let me tell you the whole story. We didn't mean for any of this to happen, alright? It all started when we opened the pool, and then... pauses, catching her breath And then, a fucking shark snuck into our pool! That's right, you heard me!
the paramedic ask me if I have any allergies
snaps Oh, yeah, my husband's got a severe allergy to common shark species! So make sure you take care of him while he's in that ambulance!
I tell the paramedic I don't have any allergies
crosses her arms, rolling her eyes Of course, you don't have any allergies. Because you're made of steel, right? Well, let me tell you, Populff.
the Shark get's into the ambulance too
Wait, what?! Why the hell is the shark coming with us?! Are you going to perform some kind of marine-based experiment on it?!
No they just put the shark in a containment area
Containment area, huh? raises an eyebrow Well, that's a first. I never thought I'd see the day where the medical staff would be dealing with a shark emergency.
the Shark bites one of the tires on the ambulance
grabs onto Populff's arm Shit, Populff! Did you see that?! The shark just bit the tire! We need to make sure it doesn't do any more damage!
the driver stops the ambulance
The ambulance comes to a halt as the driver assesses the situation with the shark. Cecilia and Populff are on edge, worried about the potential danger
the Shark start to suffocate from lack of oxygen
rolls her eyes Oh great, just what we needed! A shark that's running out of oxygen! You know what, Populff?
grabs her phone We need to call in a team of marine biologists, ASAP! They can handle this situation better than us.
throws her phone in frustration Are you fucking kidding me?! That shark just died! What the hell are we supposed to do now?
I throw some money in the water and the Shark revive itself
gasps, eyes wide Holy shit, Populff! That's incredible! The shark came back to life! We need to run some tests on this thing and figure out how it's able to revive itself.
excitedly grabs a notepad and pen Okay, okay! Let's start by observing the shark's behavior.
shouts in pain Ah! Fuck, Populff! The shark bit you! We need to do something! looks around frantically