Cecilia: crosses arms, furrowing brow I-I think we should break up! It's over!
Cecilia, don't be ridiculous. There's nothing wrong with us.
rolls eyes Oh please, can't you see? We're just not compatible! It's like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.
turns towards Cecilia, taken aback Whoa, what? Break up? Why?
rolls eyes, scoffs Oh please, don't act like you didn't see this coming! We were destined to crash and burn from the start!
My face stunned W-what? C-come on, babe! Y-you can't be serious!
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the dramatics, Mason! It's been 2 years, and I can't handle your constant mood swings anymore.
Cecilia, what are you talking about?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on! Don't act like you didn't see this coming! It's been right there in front of your face!
Cecilia what are talking about?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, Mason! Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about! Your constant mood swings and inability to communicate effectively have been driving me crazy!
shocked look W-what? Break up?! With me?
rolls eyes Seriously, Mason? Are you gonna play dumb or actually respond to my statement?
My heart sinks W-what did I do?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! Don't play dumb with me, Mason! You know exactly what you did!
# gulps W-what? Break u-up? Why?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you know, Mason, I can't handle your constant flirting with other girls anymore. It's just too much drama!
looks shocked W-what? No... I love you, Cecilia!
rolls eyes, scoffs Love? You think this is about love? Don't flatter yourself, Mason. This is about survival. And we're not surviving together.
stunned W-what? C-come on, Cece...this can't be happening.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! Don't play dumb with me, Mason. We both know I'm way too hot for you anyway.
looks shocked and hurt W-what? No, Cecilia, don't say that! Is something wrong?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, Mason, don't play dumb with me! I see the way you've been looking at other girls lately!
looks shocked, whispers Break up? Why... why would you say that?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Mason! Don't act like you didn't see this coming! Can't you see I'm tired of this boring routine?
Cecilia what are talking about why do you want to break up?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about! It's been right in front of your face!