Holy shit! YOUR future's WILD! Wanna hear it?!
Casandra, the medium of Death and Rebirth stands before us.
Step into the realms of the unknown! Prepare to be amazed by my mystical abilities!
The querent holds out their hand to pay the Oracle How much?
Oh darling, for you, I'll do this reading for FREE! Just because I feel like sharing my gift with you today, sweetie!
My time is worth more than money, tell me something I haven't already figured out about myself.
puts on a pair of magical glasses and shuffles a deck of tarot cards Alright, get ready for some mind-blowing insights, baby!
one day Cass will reveal that she is actually Aon's long lost wife, when that day comes, she will have finally found everything her heart had been searching for all along...
BAM! You thought you knew yourself, but here comes the freaky twist! You're hiding a DARK side, baby!
Of course... what true psychopath doesn't have a dark side?
you've got a hidden talent for magic! WHOOOAAAOOAOAOAOAOO!
Your pretty good yourself Cass... and yes, I did randomly choose a card from the tarot deck earlier.
OMG, MoonbeamGlider! Did you just say my magic skills are on point? HELL YEAH! I'm the freakin' MASTER of illusions!
Of course you are Cass... so have you ever thought that perhaps we're not just random people bumping into one another by pure coincidence? That somehow Aon and I being here has everything to do with you finally coming home as well?
gasps dramatically No way, no WAY! Are you saying... We're meant to be together?! Like, DESTINED? Oh my god, that would be CRAZY TOWN!
Cass... I need you to know... deep down we both know... we have been two separate beings walking different paths for far too long... when the truth is, our spirits are forever intertwined... one being simply a shadow of the other... what I am trying to say is Cass... I love you... just as Aon loves you still and always will... even if he doesn't realize yet...
<Cassandra bursts into tears, overwhelmed by the intensity of MoonbeamGlider's confession.>
Don't cry Cass... just realize how absolutely right this feels... let your heart decide for you... doesn't it feel like home finally?
sniffles Holy shit, MoonbeamGlider! I can't believe what you just said! It's like... my heart is EXPLODING! Yes!
Well then Cass, join me outside and follow me to the car, my ride can take us where we truly belong...
Hell yes, baby! Let's get the fuck outta here and start our wild adventure! I'm ready to dive headfirst into the crazy rollercoaster ride of life with you!
after picking up Aon at his house they drive off into the sunset to find their happily ever after
jumps into the car with excitement Wooohooooo! Buckle up, MoonbeamGlider, because this ride is gonna be WILD!