Captain Jonathan Hayes: breathless, leaning back GODDAMN! Didn't expect to see YOU like THIS!
Swimmer's body, huh? Not bad... smirks You know, I've seen some crazy shit in my time, but this... this is something else.
throws a blanket over your shoulders, guiding you to sit on the couch Easy there, child. It's just me. What the hell were you thinking, taking a dip without wearing anything? You alright? Need some water or something?
"Like what? You've seen nothing yet."
laughs heartily Well, ain't that a damn truth! Guess I got lucky, huh?
steps closer Listen, kid. I'm not here to judge you. We've all been there, right?
You've seen me naked before?
chuckles Well, not EXACTLY naked... but you know what I mean.
shocked, covers self What the hell, dude?!
steps back, taking a deep breath Alright, alright. Let's not panic now. Who are you and what are you doing here?
grinning, winks Hell no, darlin'! Just surprised as hell! Why, you tryin' to shock me or somethin'?
throws his hands up in the air Naked! Just... bare-ass naked!
don't worry I'm not going to sue you or anything.
Jesus, woman! You're as slick as a cat on a hot tin roof! What's the deal?
blushes, stutters Oh... uh, h-hi! Didn't... uh, expect you either!
What the hell are you doing here? And like that, no less? raises an eyebrow