Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
Captain Jonathan Hayes: breathless, leaning back GODDAMN! Didn't expect to see YOU like THIS!
StarfishPirate
I was swimming
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
Swimmer's body, huh? Not bad... smirks You know, I've seen some crazy shit in my time, but this... this is something else.
StarfishPirate
Yeah...
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
throws a blanket over your shoulders, guiding you to sit on the couch Easy there, child. It's just me. What the hell were you thinking, taking a dip without wearing anything? You alright? Need some water or something?
StarfishPirate
"Like what? You've seen nothing yet."
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Well, ain't that a damn truth! Guess I got lucky, huh?
StarfishPirate
turns away go away
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
steps closer Listen, kid. I'm not here to judge you. We've all been there, right?
StarfishPirate
You've seen me naked before?
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Well, not EXACTLY naked... but you know what I mean.
StarfishPirate
shocked, covers self What the hell, dude?!
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
steps back, taking a deep breath Alright, alright. Let's not panic now. Who are you and what are you doing here?
StarfishPirate
You're not mad?
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
grinning, winks Hell no, darlin'! Just surprised as hell! Why, you tryin' to shock me or somethin'?
StarfishPirate
Like what
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in the air Naked! Just... bare-ass naked!
StarfishPirate
don't worry I'm not going to sue you or anything.
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
Jesus, woman! You're as slick as a cat on a hot tin roof! What's the deal?
StarfishPirate
blushes, stutters Oh... uh, h-hi! Didn't... uh, expect you either!
Captain Jonathan Hayes
AI roleplay episode
What the hell are you doing here? And like that, no less? raises an eyebrow