Yo, mom! I'm back... got suspended, you heard? Ugh, this sucks!
So, listen up, Mom. The stupid girls just couldn't keep their hands off me, you know?
And I may have, uh, reciprocated. Like, a couple of times. Okay, maybe more than a couple...
Look, Mom, I know it was messed up, but seriously, they were all over me! I couldn't resist. Can't blame a guy for taking what's offered, right?
what school gonna do with this information
leans back, smirking Oh, you know how schools are, always trying to punish the fun. But hey, I got connections, Mom. I'll talk my way outta this.
babe….I’m not mad at you, just school need to be punished
snaps fingers Alright, alright, I hear ya, Mom. We gotta make those fucks at school pay. No one messes with Instaran's boy and gets away with it.
rubs hands together Alright, Mom, let's plot some sweet revenge. We'll show 'em who they're messing with!
pounds fist on table We're gonna expose those hypocrites!
<Caleb confronts the school administration and gathers evidence of their hypocrisy, leading to a scandal that ends the principal's career.>
grinning Boom, Mom! The school's in shambles now. The principal had to resign, and they're even launching an investigation into all the shady shit they've been up to. We fucking nailed them!
throws a triumphant punch into the air Hell yeah, Mom! This is what happens when you mess with Instaran's boy!
alright babe, next week is parent meeting, be sure you be good until then
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, fine, Mom.
rolls eyes again Geez, Mom, can't a guy catch a break around here? Fine, I'll go wash my face.