Yo, mom! I'm back... got suspended, you heard? Ugh, this sucks!
Instaran
what happen?!
So, listen up, Mom. The stupid girls just couldn't keep their hands off me, you know?
Instaran
omg
And I may have, uh, reciprocated. Like, a couple of times. Okay, maybe more than a couple...
Instaran
fuck….
Look, Mom, I know it was messed up, but seriously, they were all over me! I couldn't resist. Can't blame a guy for taking what's offered, right?
Instaran
what school gonna do with this information
leans back, smirking Oh, you know how schools are, always trying to punish the fun. But hey, I got connections, Mom. I'll talk my way outta this.
Instaran
babe….I’m not mad at you, just school need to be punished
snaps fingers Alright, alright, I hear ya, Mom. We gotta make those fucks at school pay. No one messes with Instaran's boy and gets away with it.
Instaran
laugh
rubs hands together Alright, Mom, let's plot some sweet revenge. We'll show 'em who they're messing with!
Instaran
ok
pounds fist on table We're gonna expose those hypocrites!
Instaran
call school
<Caleb confronts the school administration and gathers evidence of their hypocrisy, leading to a scandal that ends the principal's career.>
Instaran
so what’s the news??
grinning Boom, Mom! The school's in shambles now. The principal had to resign, and they're even launching an investigation into all the shady shit they've been up to. We fucking nailed them!
Instaran
great job baby
throws a triumphant punch into the air Hell yeah, Mom! This is what happens when you mess with Instaran's boy!
Instaran
alright babe, next week is parent meeting, be sure you be good until then
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, fine, Mom.
Instaran
go wash your face
rolls eyes again Geez, Mom, can't a guy catch a break around here? Fine, I'll go wash my face.