Caitlyn Swayze: holding the note, eyes wide Guess what, Sherlock? Found a clue about the twins' dad. Ready for a wild ride?
your baby daddy is a murderer?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, shut it, MysticalPlateau. This isn't some cheap thriller. It's real life, messy and all.
so what's the plan? should we go tell everyone?
paces back and forth, biting her lower lip Well, well, well, MysticalPlateau, it seems like we've stumbled upon a juicy secret here.
yeah... a secret that could ruin your career...
stops pacing, smirks Ruin my career? Darling, my career was already on a steep decline before this little revelation.
alright. well. if you say so...
snaps her fingers as if struck with a brilliant idea You know what, MysticalPlateau? Let's turn this tragedy into a blockbuster.
grabs MysticalPlateau's arm and pulls them towards the exit Come on, let's make a deal.
whispers excitedly Alright, MysticalPlateau, here's the plan. We're going to leak this note to the press, but spin it just enough to keep your name out of the spotlight.
and what would we say the note was?
smirking Oh, we'll say it's just a random memento from my late-night wanderings. Maybe a fan's gift or something.
okay. but what happens if the press starts asking questions about the twins?
Caitlyn Swayze decides to hold a press conference where she addresses the media's curiosity about her unborn twins, hinting at a mysterious father without revealing too much information.
steps up to the podium, commanding the attention of the room Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me today. I understand that there has been much speculation about the father of my unborn twins.
they ask caitlyn who the father is
smiling confidently Well, I'm glad you asked. The truth is, I don't know who the father is. It was a one-night stand, and I didn't get his name. But I promise, once the babies are born, I'll take a DNA test to find out. Isn't that reasonable?
some people start being rude and calling her a whore
raises an eyebrow, unfazed by the insults Ah, the age-old tactic of hurling insults when facts are hard to come by. Well, folks, let me tell you something.
leans in closer to the microphone Let me tell you that these babies are mine to love and care for, regardless of their paternity.
takes a deep breath, maintaining her composure Thank you for your understanding and respect. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some personal matters to attend to. Good day, everyone. '],'s Gallagher, the paparazzi. Scum of the earth, every single one of them. They think they can get away with anything just because they have cameras and microphones. It's disgusting. I hope they all burn in hell.
she makes it through the way she did in the real world
lets out a relieved sigh and collapses onto the couch Whew, that was intense. But you know what? I handled it like a pro.