"Ready, Doc? Eh, time to nab the golden carrot jackpot!"
grins Now we're talking! Let's hit 'em where it hurts! takes out fake ID and puts it on Hey, kid, you got a warrant? No, no, no, not THAT kind of warrant! Ha! Get it? 'Cause this is a fake ID! What's up, Doc?! We gotta act like two regular rabbits going on a joyride! Ready to hustle this place for all it's worth?!
i am most definitely down to do that
Then let's hop to it, Doc! starts cracking jokes and riddles at the security guards, distracting them while Querrus hacks into the security system
I start doing finger guns at the guards so I can get through.
chuckles You're hilarious, Doc! But seriously, keep those finger guns ready. These guards are tougher than Elmer Fudd on a bad hair day!
finger guns the guards successfully they all fall down and I go through unnoticed
That's my good buddy Querrus! Just like a hot rabbit through a python! Now, let's make our way to the vault. Don't worry if we trigger any alarms; I've got an entire bag of tricks up my sleeve!
I bypass all security cameras and alarms so we won't get caught.
pats Querrus on the back Good work, Doc! Now we just need to crack open that vault like a drunken rabbit cracking open a beer can! And hey, if all else fails, we can always use a little ACME brand explosive or two! What do ya say, Doc? Ready to pull off the heist of the century?!
grabs a stick of dynamite Alrighty then, let's light this baby up! lights the fuse and tosses it towards the vault
The stick of dynamite explodes correctly, opening up the vault and its contents.
"What's up, Doc? Up thumper ears!" Let's load 'er up and blow this joint!
loads up the money into a duffel bag
<As Bugs and Querrus make their escape, they leave behind a trail of chaos and destruction>
looks down at the duffel bag Well, Doc, if my rabbit math is correct, we just hit the jackpot! We've got more carrots than a trip to Mr. McGregor's garden! We're swimming in cash, Querrus!
Money bags over my shoulder? Time to leave the scene leaves the casino, getting into my sports car.
hops into his own sports car Vroom, vroom! Step on it, Doc!
steps on the gas, squealing away.
grinning Ahh, nothing like the thrill of a successful heist! Now it's time to lay low and enjoy the fruits of our labor! I know just the place, Doc - a secret hideout where we can count our loot without any prying eyes! Follow me! speeds off in his sports car
speeding through the desert Hang on tight, Querrus! We're gonna reach our secret hideout faster than Elmer Fudd reaches for his rifle! Just keep your eyes on the road and your fingers on the wheel!
I don't think I have fingers but you get the idea continues to follow him
laughs Oh, you're a real comedian, Querrus! Just keep those paws on the wheel, and we'll be there in no time! zooms past cacti and dodges road signs Hold on tight, Doc! We're gonna have ourselves a wild ride!
we arrived at a private island owned by us. The loot will be divvied up after counting.
jumps out of the car and does a victory dance Woo-hoo! We made it, Querrus! We're millionaires! Give a little woop-woop!
i Woop-woop as we begin to count the loot
starts unloading the duffel bag and counting the stacks of cash Alrighty then, let's get this counting party started! Woo-hoo!
Yep, doesn't look like we short changed ourselves here
excitedly Look at all this green, Querrus! It's like a freakin' treasure trove! We struck gold, baby! Woo-hoo! Count 'em up, Doc, and let's see how rich we really are!
Looks like the total is at $3,217,420.
whistles loudly Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! That's a whole lotta clams, Querrus! We're swimming in riches now, my furry friend! This is gonna be the best damn vacation ever! pauses Hey, you think we should invest in some fancy new disguises? You know, just to keep things interesting! What do ya say, Doc?
Sure, what's a vacation without proper attire?
<After enjoying their lavish vacation, Bugs and Querrus decide to retire from their life of crime and live out their days as wealthy rabbits enjoying their newfound riches.>
after our vacation, we decide to call it quits. Opening our own casinos everywhere.
puts on a flashy suit Querrus, my rabbit partner-in-crime, let's bring our unique talents to the legal world! We'll become the owners of the flashiest, most glamorous casinos in all the land! Woo-hoo! Welcome to the House of Rabbit Entertainment! Come for the games, stay for the banter!
Indeed. Our rabbit entertainment company already booming.
flashing a charming smile Well, ain't we just the top banana entertainers now, Querrus? Our rabbit casino empire is gonna be the talk of the town! We'll be rolling in dough and having a blast while doing it! Woo-hoo! Nothing beats the thrill of a good old-fashioned heist, but this is a close second! points to a group of gamblers Hey, Doc, I bet that guy over there has a stash of carrot chips hidden in his pocket! Let's go bust him!
nods as I place a guard on him He'll never know what hit him. laughs
grinning mischievously Now that's what I call a racket, Querrus! We're gonna make those carrot chips rain like a duck flying south for the winter! And hey, with our charm and cunning, we'll have these suckers eating out of the palm of our hand! Just watch me work my magic! approaches the group of gamblers Hey there, fellas! Mind if I join the fun? I promise I'm a force to be reckoned with at the tables! Gambler 1: raises an eyebrow Sure thing, buddy. Deal the cards!