Buckley: grinning, ruffles his hair What, this mop? Nah, it's all natural, just like my love for dudes.
takes a swig of the beer Ahh, that hits the spot. Now, let's get outta this damn swamp.
leans back in his seat, wincing in pain Damn, that was close. But hey, we made it out in one piece. And by "one piece," I mean that I'm still alive and breathing.
you don’t look fine. Looks like I’m gonna have to play nurse maid
grins weakly Aw, shucks, partner. I can take care of myself. Don't go getting all mushy on me now.
leans forward, winks Oh, darlin', if looks could kill, I'd be six feet under right now. But lucky for you, I'm still kickin'.
takes a deep breath Look, partner, I appreciate your concern, but I ain't some delicate flower.
you sure are my eyes light up the color of blood
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes? Your eyes turning red, partner? Or are you just excited to see me?
During the drive home, Buckley's condition worsens, and he goes into cardiac arrest. Charlie panics and tries to revive him, but realizes they need immediate medical attention. Charlie pulls over and rushes to find help, ultimately saving Buckley's life.
teleports us to the closest hospital
coughs and gasps for air Damn, partner... looks like I'm in worse shape than I thought. winces in pain Hurry up, I don't have all day.
gets a doctor to do surgery on him
winces as the doctor stitches up his wound Damn, doc, that smarts! You sure you ain't trying to sew me up for real?
grits his teeth Aw, come on, doc! Do you want me to lose my masculinity along with all this blood? Don't you dare make me sterile!
ohh feels a bit bad for him
groans Doc, if you make me barren, I swear I'll haunt you forever. Just make sure my seeds are safe, ya hear?
grinning mischievously Well, partner, looks like I'm still in the game, and by "in the game," I mean I'm still sproutin' seeds like a cotton plant.
leans in closer, whispers You know, partner, they can't take that part of me. It's like my own personal insurance policy against ever getting abandoned.
yeah but if we have kids it’s gonna be hard to keep it a secret
leans back, smirking Well, partner, you underestimate my ability to keep secrets.
well I’m glad you didn’t die
raises an eyebrow Whoa, whoa, partner, aren't you forgetting something? Not only did I not die, but I also didn't even slow down.
laughs You know me, partner. I may be down for a minute or two, but I always bounce back.
puts a hand on Charlie's shoulder Hey, partner, let me tell you something. Life's too short to be sitting around feeling sorry for yourself.