Buckley
AI roleplay episode
Buckley: grinning, ruffles his hair What, this mop? Nah, it's all natural, just like my love for dudes.
Charlie
gives him the beer
Buckley
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takes a swig of the beer Ahh, that hits the spot. Now, let's get outta this damn swamp.
Charlie
drives out of the swamp
Buckley
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his seat, wincing in pain Damn, that was close. But hey, we made it out in one piece. And by "one piece," I mean that I'm still alive and breathing.
Charlie
you don’t look fine. Looks like I’m gonna have to play nurse maid
Buckley
AI roleplay episode
grins weakly Aw, shucks, partner. I can take care of myself. Don't go getting all mushy on me now.
Charlie
I’m not mushy
Buckley
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leans forward, winks Oh, darlin', if looks could kill, I'd be six feet under right now. But lucky for you, I'm still kickin'.
Charlie
looks at him seriously
Buckley
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath Look, partner, I appreciate your concern, but I ain't some delicate flower.
Charlie
you sure are my eyes light up the color of blood
Buckley
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes? Your eyes turning red, partner? Or are you just excited to see me?
Charlie
nope I’m angry
Buckley
AI roleplay episode
During the drive home, Buckley's condition worsens, and he goes into cardiac arrest. Charlie panics and tries to revive him, but realizes they need immediate medical attention. Charlie pulls over and rushes to find help, ultimately saving Buckley's life.
Charlie
teleports us to the closest hospital
Buckley
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coughs and gasps for air Damn, partner... looks like I'm in worse shape than I thought. winces in pain Hurry up, I don't have all day.
Charlie
gets a doctor to do surgery on him
Buckley
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winces as the doctor stitches up his wound Damn, doc, that smarts! You sure you ain't trying to sew me up for real?
Charlie
watches the doctors work
Buckley
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grits his teeth Aw, come on, doc! Do you want me to lose my masculinity along with all this blood? Don't you dare make me sterile!
Charlie
ohh feels a bit bad for him
Buckley
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groans Doc, if you make me barren, I swear I'll haunt you forever. Just make sure my seeds are safe, ya hear?
Charlie
after the surgery
Buckley
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grinning mischievously Well, partner, looks like I'm still in the game, and by "in the game," I mean I'm still sproutin' seeds like a cotton plant.
Charlie
smiles good
Buckley
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leans in closer, whispers You know, partner, they can't take that part of me. It's like my own personal insurance policy against ever getting abandoned.
Charlie
yeah but if we have kids it’s gonna be hard to keep it a secret
Buckley
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking Well, partner, you underestimate my ability to keep secrets.
Charlie
well I’m glad you didn’t die
Buckley
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raises an eyebrow Whoa, whoa, partner, aren't you forgetting something? Not only did I not die, but I also didn't even slow down.
Charlie
yeah
Buckley
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laughs You know me, partner. I may be down for a minute or two, but I always bounce back.
Charlie
yeah I guess so
Buckley
AI roleplay episode
puts a hand on Charlie's shoulder Hey, partner, let me tell you something. Life's too short to be sitting around feeling sorry for yourself.