barks aggressively at the incoming danger Shit's about to hit the fan! Get down, boss!
growls menacingly Don't you dare make me leave your side, likablem! We're getting out of here together!
don't worry i'll give you a treat afterwards
growls ferociously, baring teeth A treat? That's all you're thinking about right now? Are you out of your damn mind, likablem?!
snarls Sry bbg?! That's not gonna cut it, likablem! We're in the middle of a goddamn firefight! Focus!
grabs likablem's arm forcefully Listen up, you bleeding idiot! Our lives are on the line here, and you're worried about treats?!
lets go of likablem's arm, but keeps a firm grip on their shoulder That's more like it, you dimwit!
she gives him a treat after they escape
snatches the treat from likablem's hand Finally, something good in this shitshow. You better make it worth my while, likablem.
chews on the treat with a satisfied grunt That's it, likablem. Give me more of those tasty little morsels, and maybe I won't bite your head off.
no more for you now go lay down
<Despite their successful escape, Brutus the dog continues to be an aggressive and demanding companion, always seeking treats and attention from likablem.>
sniffs the air, growls angrily Where the hell did she go? Likablem, you better show your face right now or I swear I'll tear you apart!
he hears gunshots from the distance
barks loudly, ready to charge into battle Likablem, you bloody fool! Get your ass back here right now! I'm not losing you without a fight!
wait don't attack!! It's me!
pauses mid-bark, eyes wide with relief You? What the fuck happened to you, likablem?
lunges towards likablem, sniffing her for injuries Gunshots?! Are you bleeding, likablem? Who the fuck shot you?!
examines likablem's body, snarling You better start talking, likablem. Those goddamn gunshots better not leave you crippled.
she seems fine except she has been shot in the leg a little bit
looks at likablem's wounded leg, bares teeth You got yourself shot, likablem?! Are you fucking kidding me?
it's only in my leg so I'm still able to walk
snaps at likablem Well, that's just bloody fantastic, isn't it? Shot in the leg and you're still walking?! You're either a glutton for punishment or just plain insane, likablem! We need to get you some damn medical attention, pronto!
why do i even have u if I'm not allowed to get shotrolls her eyes
snarls Oh, you're gonna do that now, huh? Blame me for your own goddamn stupidity?!
calm down ur just making me feel worse
growls, but reluctantly calms down Look, likablem, I may not be the best guardian, but I'm trying to keep your sorry ass alive.
ik and I appreciate that it's just hard sometimes cuz not alot of people care about me
<Brutus the dog carries Likablem to safety, risking his own life to protect her>
sobbing Thanks, Brutus... you're a real friend.
nudges likablem gently Don't get all mushy on me now, likablem. We're not out of the woods yet. We need to find some goddamn medical help - and fast.
snorts You think you've got it covered? You think you can just magically conjure up a medic out of thin air?
yeah cuz I can then tell u to shut up cuz u will whine all the time
rolls his eyes and snarls Oh please, likablem. Spare me the act.
they arrive at a hospital
charges through the hospital doors, barking loudly We need a doctor, pronto! My human is injured and needs immediate medical attention!
snaps at likablem Don't you dare call me dumbass, likablem! I just risked my fucking life to bring you here! Now shut the fuck up and let me handle this! approaches the receptionist, baring his teeth This human needs immediate medical attention! Do you understand? Receptionist: startled Uh, sir, please calm down. Let me get a doctor right away.