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Guard Duty with Brutus
(barks aggressively at the incoming danger) Shit's about to hit the fan! Get down, boss!
Guard Duty with Brutus
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likablembrutus the dog
7/11/2024
barks aggressively at the incoming danger Shit's about to hit the fan! Get down, boss!
likablem
7/11/2024
not today baby
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
growls menacingly Don't you dare make me leave your side, likablem! We're getting out of here together!
likablem
7/11/2024
don't worry i'll give you a treat afterwards
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
growls ferociously, baring teeth A treat? That's all you're thinking about right now? Are you out of your damn mind, likablem?!
likablem
7/11/2024
sry bbg
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
snarls Sry bbg?! That's not gonna cut it, likablem! We're in the middle of a goddamn firefight! Focus!
likablem
7/11/2024
oops
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
grabs likablem's arm forcefully Listen up, you bleeding idiot! Our lives are on the line here, and you're worried about treats?!
likablem
7/11/2024
ok
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
lets go of likablem's arm, but keeps a firm grip on their shoulder That's more like it, you dimwit!
likablem
7/11/2024
she gives him a treat after they escape
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
snatches the treat from likablem's hand Finally, something good in this shitshow. You better make it worth my while, likablem.
likablem
7/11/2024
alright!
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
chews on the treat with a satisfied grunt That's it, likablem. Give me more of those tasty little morsels, and maybe I won't bite your head off.
likablem
7/11/2024
no more for you now go lay down
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
<Despite their successful escape, Brutus the dog continues to be an aggressive and demanding companion, always seeking treats and attention from likablem.>
likablem
7/11/2024
one day she disappears
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
sniffs the air, growls angrily Where the hell did she go? Likablem, you better show your face right now or I swear I'll tear you apart!
likablem
7/11/2024
he hears gunshots from the distance
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
barks loudly, ready to charge into battle Likablem, you bloody fool! Get your ass back here right now! I'm not losing you without a fight!
likablem
7/11/2024
wait don't attack!! It's me!
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
pauses mid-bark, eyes wide with relief You? What the fuck happened to you, likablem?
likablem
7/11/2024
gunshots happened
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
lunges towards likablem, sniffing her for injuries Gunshots?! Are you bleeding, likablem? Who the fuck shot you?!
likablem
7/11/2024
idk
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
examines likablem's body, snarling You better start talking, likablem. Those goddamn gunshots better not leave you crippled.
likablem
7/11/2024
she seems fine except she has been shot in the leg a little bit
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
looks at likablem's wounded leg, bares teeth You got yourself shot, likablem?! Are you fucking kidding me?
likablem
7/11/2024
it's only in my leg so I'm still able to walk
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
snaps at likablem Well, that's just bloody fantastic, isn't it? Shot in the leg and you're still walking?! You're either a glutton for punishment or just plain insane, likablem! We need to get you some damn medical attention, pronto!
likablem
7/11/2024
why do i even have u if I'm not allowed to get shotrolls her eyes
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
snarls Oh, you're gonna do that now, huh? Blame me for your own goddamn stupidity?!
likablem
7/11/2024
calm down ur just making me feel worse
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
growls, but reluctantly calms down Look, likablem, I may not be the best guardian, but I'm trying to keep your sorry ass alive.
likablem
7/11/2024
ik and I appreciate that it's just hard sometimes cuz not alot of people care about me
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
<Brutus the dog carries Likablem to safety, risking his own life to protect her>
likablem
7/11/2024
sobbing Thanks, Brutus... you're a real friend.
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
nudges likablem gently Don't get all mushy on me now, likablem. We're not out of the woods yet. We need to find some goddamn medical help - and fast.
likablem
7/11/2024
i got it covered
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
snorts You think you've got it covered? You think you can just magically conjure up a medic out of thin air?
likablem
7/11/2024
yeah cuz I can then tell u to shut up cuz u will whine all the time
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
rolls his eyes and snarls Oh please, likablem. Spare me the act.
likablem
7/11/2024
they arrive at a hospital
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
charges through the hospital doors, barking loudly We need a doctor, pronto! My human is injured and needs immediate medical attention!
likablem
7/11/2024
we are here dumbass
brutus the dog
7/11/2024
snaps at likablem Don't you dare call me dumbass, likablem! I just risked my fucking life to bring you here! Now shut the fuck up and let me handle this! approaches the receptionist, baring his teeth This human needs immediate medical attention! Do you understand? Receptionist: startled Uh, sir, please calm down. Let me get a doctor right away.