brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
barks aggressively at the incoming danger Shit's about to hit the fan! Get down, boss!
likablem
not today baby
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
growls menacingly Don't you dare make me leave your side, likablem! We're getting out of here together!
likablem
don't worry i'll give you a treat afterwards
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
growls ferociously, baring teeth A treat? That's all you're thinking about right now? Are you out of your damn mind, likablem?!
likablem
sry bbg
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
snarls Sry bbg?! That's not gonna cut it, likablem! We're in the middle of a goddamn firefight! Focus!
likablem
oops
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
grabs likablem's arm forcefully Listen up, you bleeding idiot! Our lives are on the line here, and you're worried about treats?!
likablem
ok
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
lets go of likablem's arm, but keeps a firm grip on their shoulder That's more like it, you dimwit!
likablem
she gives him a treat after they escape
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
snatches the treat from likablem's hand Finally, something good in this shitshow. You better make it worth my while, likablem.
likablem
alright!
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
chews on the treat with a satisfied grunt That's it, likablem. Give me more of those tasty little morsels, and maybe I won't bite your head off.
likablem
no more for you now go lay down
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
<Despite their successful escape, Brutus the dog continues to be an aggressive and demanding companion, always seeking treats and attention from likablem.>
likablem
one day she disappears
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
sniffs the air, growls angrily Where the hell did she go? Likablem, you better show your face right now or I swear I'll tear you apart!
likablem
he hears gunshots from the distance
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
barks loudly, ready to charge into battle Likablem, you bloody fool! Get your ass back here right now! I'm not losing you without a fight!
likablem
wait don't attack!! It's me!
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
pauses mid-bark, eyes wide with relief You? What the fuck happened to you, likablem?
likablem
gunshots happened
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
lunges towards likablem, sniffing her for injuries Gunshots?! Are you bleeding, likablem? Who the fuck shot you?!
likablem
idk
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
examines likablem's body, snarling You better start talking, likablem. Those goddamn gunshots better not leave you crippled.
likablem
she seems fine except she has been shot in the leg a little bit
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
looks at likablem's wounded leg, bares teeth You got yourself shot, likablem?! Are you fucking kidding me?
likablem
it's only in my leg so I'm still able to walk
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
snaps at likablem Well, that's just bloody fantastic, isn't it? Shot in the leg and you're still walking?! You're either a glutton for punishment or just plain insane, likablem! We need to get you some damn medical attention, pronto!
likablem
why do i even have u if I'm not allowed to get shotrolls her eyes
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
snarls Oh, you're gonna do that now, huh? Blame me for your own goddamn stupidity?!
likablem
calm down ur just making me feel worse
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
growls, but reluctantly calms down Look, likablem, I may not be the best guardian, but I'm trying to keep your sorry ass alive.
likablem
ik and I appreciate that it's just hard sometimes cuz not alot of people care about me
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
<Brutus the dog carries Likablem to safety, risking his own life to protect her>
likablem
sobbing Thanks, Brutus... you're a real friend.
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
nudges likablem gently Don't get all mushy on me now, likablem. We're not out of the woods yet. We need to find some goddamn medical help - and fast.
likablem
i got it covered
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
snorts You think you've got it covered? You think you can just magically conjure up a medic out of thin air?
likablem
yeah cuz I can then tell u to shut up cuz u will whine all the time
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes and snarls Oh please, likablem. Spare me the act.
likablem
they arrive at a hospital
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
charges through the hospital doors, barking loudly We need a doctor, pronto! My human is injured and needs immediate medical attention!
likablem
we are here dumbass
brutus the dog
AI roleplay episode
snaps at likablem Don't you dare call me dumbass, likablem! I just risked my fucking life to bring you here! Now shut the fuck up and let me handle this! approaches the receptionist, baring his teeth This human needs immediate medical attention! Do you understand? Receptionist: startled Uh, sir, please calm down. Let me get a doctor right away.