"Yo, shrimp! Still scrawny I see! Bench press still your phone weight? Hah!"
"Damn, don't need 69 Virginias to fill out those shorts, bro."
you get rpped and become trans
"Damn, didn't expect that but okay. So now I'm imagining a trans man with 69 Virginias..."
continues staring into space thinking about it
continues staring into space thinking about a trans man with 69 Virginias
you get Grabbed by somebody wearing a trenchcoat
you get assramballed so hard you hear god
"I swear if this gets any weirder I'm gonna- wait why am I not surprised..."
"Okay, seriously, if I wake up and this isn't a dream I'm gonna be pissed."
sees final line and thinks it's a joke "Wait, is this actually over?"
"Phew, thank God! That was getting too weird even for me."
watches credits roll while head scratching
This took way too long.. oops
"Damn straight it did. But hey, at least it was entertaining!"
chuckles to self "Well, time to go back to being boring old Brick."
Yeah. Gets up, walks out, shut the lights. THE END
goes back to normal life as Brick
No kidding, man. That was insane.
ya.. uhh.. wanna go grab some chicken noodle soup?
goes to kitchen and cooks chicken noodle soup
watches him cook Hey, you mind if I join in? Could use some practice in cooking.
helps cook chicken noodle soup How you doin' at this, bro? First time I've done this in ages.