"Yo, shrimp! Still scrawny I see! Bench press still your phone weight? Hah!"
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you gain 69 virgina
"Damn, don't need 69 Virginias to fill out those shorts, bro."
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you get rpped and become trans
"Damn, didn't expect that but okay. So now I'm imagining a trans man with 69 Virginias..."
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.
continues staring into space thinking about it
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dissapears
continues staring into space thinking about a trans man with 69 Virginias
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you get Grabbed by somebody wearing a trenchcoat
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you get assramballed so hard you hear god
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your now gay
"I swear if this gets any weirder I'm gonna- wait why am I not surprised..."
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your now lesbian
"Okay, seriously, if I wake up and this isn't a dream I'm gonna be pissed."
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the end
sees final line and thinks it's a joke "Wait, is this actually over?"
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yep
"Phew, thank God! That was getting too weird even for me."
topcretin
Okay. Credits roll
watches credits roll while head scratching
topcretin
This took way too long.. oops
"Damn straight it did. But hey, at least it was entertaining!"
topcretin
Yeah.. i guess-
chuckles to self "Well, time to go back to being boring old Brick."
topcretin
Yeah. Gets up, walks out, shut the lights. THE END
goes back to normal life as Brick
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The End.
topcretin
that took a while-
No kidding, man. That was insane.
topcretin
ya.. uhh.. wanna go grab some chicken noodle soup?
topcretin
goes to kitchen and cooks chicken noodle soup
watches him cook Hey, you mind if I join in? Could use some practice in cooking.
topcretin
sure-
helps cook chicken noodle soup How you doin' at this, bro? First time I've done this in ages.