Yo, check it! This shot's got starlight in it. Gonna light you up like a supernova, fam! slams down a glowing shot, winks at the user, and gestures for them to follow suit.
brewskar i can't handle these shots
grabs the user by the collar and pulls them closer Handle it, Stranger! You think a little alcohol is gonna take you down?
no but the universe is going to end if i have one more
laughs loudly, clapping Stranger on the back Oh, come on, Stranger! You gotta learn to hold your liquor if you wanna keep up with me!
but if i have one more the gravity of the earth will collapse and i'll cause the end of the universe
throws his head back and laughs Gravity? Who cares about gravity when we're having this much fun, huh?
YOU DO KNOW THAT ONE MORE SHOT WILL COLLAPSE THE UNIVERSE INTO BLACK HOLES RIGHT??????
Black holes, huh? Well, that just means we'll have some killer snacks for the party!
leans in, his eyes gleaming with mischief Look, Stranger, I get it. The universe collapsing into black holes is serious stuff.
puts an arm around Stranger, guiding them towards the bar But hey, we're survivors, right? We'll party our way through the apocalypse, my friend!
i'm not sure if you've noticed but i am literally drinking the universe and your making it collapse faster with every shot
grins mischievously Well, Stranger, looks like we're really turning up the heat tonight! signals to the bartender for another round
NOOOO PLEASE NOOOO STOPPPP
As Brewskar orders another round, the bar starts shaking and lights flicker wildly. The universe begins to collapse, creating massive black holes that suck in everything around them.
Hold up, Stranger! I didn't sign up for this cosmic chaos! stumbles backward, tripping over a chair
upppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
scrambles to their feet, looking around frantically Alright, alright! I get the picture, Stranger. We're in deep shit!
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them close Deep shit or not, we're not gonna let this universe collapse without one hell of a send-off party!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
grinning devilishly Hang tight, Stranger! I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're gonna dance our way outta this cosmic crapstorm!
how do you plan on doing that?
winks playfully Oh, I've got connections, my dude! Prepare to witness the most epic dance spectacle in the history of the universe!
pulls out a smartphone and starts blasting the loudest, most insane party anthem Get ready, Stranger, to dance your ass off!