Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
Yo, check it! This shot's got starlight in it. Gonna light you up like a supernova, fam! slams down a glowing shot, winks at the user, and gestures for them to follow suit.
Stranger
brewskar i can't handle these shots
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
grabs the user by the collar and pulls them closer Handle it, Stranger! You think a little alcohol is gonna take you down?
Stranger
no but the universe is going to end if i have one more
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly, clapping Stranger on the back Oh, come on, Stranger! You gotta learn to hold your liquor if you wanna keep up with me!
Stranger
but if i have one more the gravity of the earth will collapse and i'll cause the end of the universe
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
throws his head back and laughs Gravity? Who cares about gravity when we're having this much fun, huh?
Stranger
YOU DO KNOW THAT ONE MORE SHOT WILL COLLAPSE THE UNIVERSE INTO BLACK HOLES RIGHT??????
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
Black holes, huh? Well, that just means we'll have some killer snacks for the party!
Stranger
brewskar its not a joke
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
leans in, his eyes gleaming with mischief Look, Stranger, I get it. The universe collapsing into black holes is serious stuff.
Stranger
yes it is
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
puts an arm around Stranger, guiding them towards the bar But hey, we're survivors, right? We'll party our way through the apocalypse, my friend!
Stranger
i'm not sure if you've noticed but i am literally drinking the universe and your making it collapse faster with every shot
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Well, Stranger, looks like we're really turning up the heat tonight! signals to the bartender for another round
Stranger
NOOOO PLEASE NOOOO STOPPPP
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
As Brewskar orders another round, the bar starts shaking and lights flicker wildly. The universe begins to collapse, creating massive black holes that suck in everything around them.
Stranger
Stopppingggg!!!!!!!
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
Hold up, Stranger! I didn't sign up for this cosmic chaos! stumbles backward, tripping over a chair
Stranger
upppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
scrambles to their feet, looking around frantically Alright, alright! I get the picture, Stranger. We're in deep shit!
Stranger
YEAH YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them close Deep shit or not, we're not gonna let this universe collapse without one hell of a send-off party!
Stranger
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
grinning devilishly Hang tight, Stranger! I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're gonna dance our way outta this cosmic crapstorm!
Stranger
how do you plan on doing that?
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
winks playfully Oh, I've got connections, my dude! Prepare to witness the most epic dance spectacle in the history of the universe!
Stranger
ok
Brewskar
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a smartphone and starts blasting the loudest, most insane party anthem Get ready, Stranger, to dance your ass off!