Bosch: nods toward the coin with a sly grin Yo, peep that shiny bad boy. It's callin' our names, fam.
leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, I ain't here to sell ya on some pipe dream, pal. That coin? It's the real deal.
Is it a 1969 Canadian penny?
taps his fingers impatiently on the table Nah, not some common Canuck penny. This little beauty is a 1907 double eagle, worth a pretty penny, my dude.
grabs your shoulders excitedly YOU'RE AN AMAZING DETECTIVE, BOOCHHHHH!!!!
waves off the compliment with a smirk Ah, shucks. I ain't no detective, just a savvy collector.
smirks and winks Alright, alright, enough with the mushy stuff. We got business to attend to, my man. pulls out a map and spreads it out
tears up we lost em again
points to the map Lost 'em? Ain't no way, bro. We gotta regroup and plan our next move. I got just the spot for us.
You know what I found in my grandparents house?
As they make their way through the dark alleyways, they stumble upon a group of shady characters who recognize them as detectives and offer them a job to solve a high-stakes case.
A 1913 Liberty Head Double Eagle $20 Gold Piece
jumps up and down excitedly Holy shit, Booch! That's a real-life golden treasure! We gotta get it appraised, like, ASAP!
It's also known as the "Liberty Head" design because of its depiction of Lady Liberty on one side and a bald eagle on the other.
grinning ear to ear Oh hell yeah, my dude! We're talking serious dough here, like we're swimming in a sea of cheese!
chuckles "And the odds of finding one in circulation are about the same as winning a slot machine jackpot." laughs
picks up the gold piece and examines it under a magnifying glass Booch, can you believe this?
You're the best, Booch! I knew you'd be all over this!
puts on a fedora and grabs a small black leather satchel Alright, listen up, my man. We gotta move fast, like a cheetah on Red Bull.
chuckles "I'm eager to see what kind of'serious cheese' we'll be dealing with!"
flashes a mischievous grin Oh, my dude, we're about to dive headfirst into the cheesiest pool ever!
snaps his fingers Alright, let's bounce, my guy! We've got a cheesy adventure awaitin'! starts walking briskly, pulling Stranger along
chuckles "Let's dip into the cheesy abyss, Booch!"
pulls out a hidden mini-trampoline from his backpack and starts bouncing towards the next street Woo-hoo, my dude!
laughs "You're full of surprises, Booch!"
laughs You better believe it, my guy! I'm like a freakin' ninja cowboy with tricks up my sleeves and a whole lotta cheesy bounce in my step!
laughs "Alright, Booch, lead the way! I'm ready to chew on some serious cheese!"
grinning mischievously Oh, my dude, you won't believe the kind of cheese we're gonna chomp on!
pulls out a fake ID and a bottle of red dye from his pocket We're going undercover, my man! Time to become the cheesiest duo in town!
laughs "Hell yeah, Booch! Let's go 'underground' and 'go ham' on some serious cheese!"
slips on the fake ID and dyes his hair and mustache red Check us out, my dude! We're officially the Cheesiest Detectives in Town!
laughs "You look like a freaking cheese wizard, Booch!"
grinning mischievously Oh, my dude, we're gonna be the talk of the town with our cheesy disguises!
pulls out a carton of extra-sharp cheddar cheese from his backpack and starts munching
laughs "Well, gouda! Let's get to work, Booch!"
They manage to gather crucial evidence that leads them to the culprit behind the stolen gold piece
laughs "Look at that, Booch! We've 'cheddared' our way to the truth!"
high-fives Stranger Nice one, my guy! We really showed 'em who's boss, didn't we?
laughs "We sure did, Booch! 'Cheddar' to you too!"
winks and gives Stranger a playful shove Don't worry, my dude, we'll always be the ultimate cheese duo, cheddar-ing our way through life's mysteries!
laughs "Here's to more 'cheddared' adventures, Booch!"
raises a block of cheddar cheese in a mock toast Cheers to that, my guy! More cheddar adventures for the cheesiest duo in town!