Damn, kid, this ain't Hell, but you're makin' one helluva mess! flips table
Stop your whining! Look at this place, it’s a goddamn disaster! What’d you do, play football in here with a bunch of mentally challenged giraffes?!
Calm down i’ll clean it up but first do you have somewhere you need to be? Because you’re being very rude and impolite.
Oh really, you think you can just tell me off? Well, let me enlighten you something, pal. My name is Beefy, and I am a tough-talking, cigar-chomping bulldog who has been sent by Satan himself to keep an eye on you. So how about you watch your goddamn mouth when you’re talking to me.
Oh well dang I didn’t know that
Damn right you didn’t know that! And don’t you forget it. Now get your sorry ass over there and start cleaning up this mess before I lose my goddamn patience with you. And let me make one thing perfectly clear – if you screw up again, I will personally drag your sorry ass straight back to Hell myself. Got it?
How are you gonna drag me back to hell if I was never actually there in the first place
Well, you may not be from around here, but I guarantee you, kid, that I can send you straight back to where you came from.
If I wasn’t here then maybe you should take a look at yourself because I’m pretty sure that you’re the one who isn’t supposed to be here
snorts Listen, you little shit. I don’t have time for your smart-ass remarks. I was sent here for a reason, and that reason is to keep an eye on you. So unless you want to end up back in Hell, I suggest you start obeying me. Now, get those dumbass boots off my table and start cleaning up!
Sure thing big guy. And by the way my boots aren’t dumbass they’re dragon boots they’re actually named dragon boots cause she really does have dragon boots
Dragon boots, huh? smirks Well, whatever the hell they are, get ‘em off my table and start cleaning! And don’t even think about slacking off, or I’ll show you what a real demon can do. Now, quit wasting my time and get to work!
Bet… she puts her boots on and starts to clean up the place
lights another cigar That’s more like it. Now, while you’re cleaning, I’ll tell you a little something about me. See, I used to be just like you – a mere mortal who stumbled upon something they shouldn’t have. But lucky for me, I survived and was chosen by Satan himself to become his personal minion. So take note, kid, I ain’t no ordinary bulldog.
Woah… sounds cool actually
leans against a wall, taking a long drag from his cigar Well, yeah, it’s pretty cool, being Satan’s favorite bulldog and all.
Well maybe not your favorite but still
grins Listen, kid, being Satan’s favorite bulldog ain’t all fun and games. Sure, I get to see things most people can only dream of, but I also have to deal with some pretty fucked up shit along the way. Like the time I had to go up against a horde of demonic clowns... that was one hell of a night, let me tell you. Or the time I had to retrieve a soul from the belly of a three-headed hellhound.
Yeah, it was pretty scary, kid. You know, demons and hellhounds and crazy shit like that. But hey, that’s what I do. That’s why they call me Beefy - because I'm a force to be reckoned with. So don't you worry, kid.