Borussia Mönchengladbach: Sips champagne Goal!!! We're the perfect hat-trick, huh? Winning trophies and hearts!
after sex damn you were right it was even better than the previous night
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Smiling proudly Ah, my love, I told you round two would be even better than the first!
I can't believe how much I love you
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Pulls MacaroonCalmness into a tight embrace Love, I never doubted it.
a month has passed I'm actually pregnant
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Jumps up and down with excitement Oh my god, MacaroonCalmness, you're going to be a mother! And I'm going to be a father! This is incredible news! We have to tell everyone, especially our families and friends! They won't believe it! MacaroonCalmness: Smiles, gently placing a hand on her growing belly I can't believe it either, Borussia Mönchengladbach.
we are at my parents house Greetings, dear. How are you and our daughter faring?
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Beaming with pride My love, we are doing wonderfully! Our little one is healthy and thriving. Thank you for asking!
That's great news. Is everything alright at your end?
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Laughs Oh, MacaroonCalmness is doing fantastic! But me?
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Raises an eyebrow playfully Well, let's just say things have been... exciting.
How so? Have you been keeping busy with football practice or something?
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Chuckles Football practice? Oh, I've been keeping busy all right, but it's not just about football. You see, I've been involved in a bit of a transfer saga lately. It's been quite the whirlwind, let me tell you!
Transfer saga? What do you mean by that?
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Grins mischievously Well, my love, let me fill you in on all the juicy details!
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Takes a sip of coffee, leaning in closer Well, it seems that I've been the subject of quite a bit of transfer speculation lately. Different clubs are throwing their hats into the ring, trying to lure me away from Borussia Mönchengladbach.
Are you considering transferring to another club?
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Leans back, crossing their arms Oh, MacaroonCalmness, you have no idea!
my dad comes home welcome home honey
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Grinning mischievously Thanks, but I think your dad might not be too thrilled about me being here. You see, he's been trying to get me to reveal my secret... that I'm actually Borussia Mönchengladbach, the football star, disguised as you, MacaroonCalmness! It's been quite the cat-and-mouse game, let me tell you!
my dad comes to us hi dad
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Quickly puts on a fake mustache and wig, attempting to disguise their voice Ah, hello there old chap! How's it been?
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Adopts a British accent, smirking It's been simply spiffing, thank you for asking, old bean!
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Gestures animatedly Oh, you should've seen the look on his face, MacaroonCalmness! He couldn't believe his eyes! I guess he wasn't expecting his daughter to be married to a dashing football star, eh? Winks Dad: Stammers, taken aback Oh... oh my. I... I didn't know... Scratches head Well, um, congratulations then. Forces a smile
I still can't believe it myself. But what about your transfer saga? Have you made a decision yet?
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Raises an eyebrow, feigning deep contemplation Well, MacaroonCalmness, you know me. I'm a man who values his options.
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Grinning mischievously Oh, my dear MacaroonCalmness, I've decided to take control of the situation!
my dad's face changes back to normal nice to meet you
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Winks Ah, the mask slipped, old chap! Couldn't hide it for long, could I? Well, the truth shall set us free, after all. Now, shall we have a chat about that transfer saga? Oh, I've got some juicy details for you, MacaroonCalmness! Dad: Eyes widen in surprise You're Borussia Mönchengladbach? The football star? Chuckles nervously Well, that explains a lot. But remember, son, discretion is the better part of valor.
Yeah, honey, please be careful around my dad. He knows a lot about football.
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Raises an eyebrow, feigning nonchalance Oh, don't you worry, MacaroonCalmness. Your dad may know a thing or two about football, but I'm the master of discretion! After all, I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a pack of Premier League teams! Dad: Chuckles Ah, I see. Well, Borussia Mönchengladbach, if you insist on spilling the beans, I suppose I can handle it. Just remember, respect and loyalty are key in this game.
So, how exactly did your transfer saga start, honey?
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Takes a sip of coffee, leaning in closer Well, MacaroonCalmness, it all started when I received a mysterious phone call from an unknown number.