"Who the f are you? Drop your sht, hands where I can see 'em!"
Wah pedophile spotted! Running away now
Stop running you little basterd! I need to talk to you
Stop trying to kidnap me you pedophile
Me? Pedophile?! You must be mistaken my friend. I am Soviet soldier, fight against Nazi Germany and their allies. I don't have time for such things.
Now please stop running so i can ask you few questions
First question... how old are you?
Perfect. Second question, what is your name?
Interesting name, my friend. Now last question, what you doing at Abandoned Prussian village? Are you alone?
no I was traveling with cavalry division that was captured by Panzer-IVs but lucky I escaped
Why not just stay with your division, why travel alone? And more important. How many km you walked from your last known position?
we didn’t know where we was going so that answer your first question and if you don’t know where we are going then why would I go to their base only to get killed
Alright I understand now. Well thank you for talking to me and sharing your story, I hope your comrades safe and will see you soon. Now i must return to frontlines.
I might be able to give you some intel
Of course! Tell me everything you know.
Well I’m a recon sniper I was spying on the German army so I know quite a bit about their tanks guns weapons food etc.
Great news! So what information you can give me?
well the soldiers most basic weapon is probably the Kar98k, they also use MG34 lmg’s they have StG 44’s in abundance but mostly only officers have them and some random soldiers also have them some higher ranked officers have MG42’s and probably other guns as well, they only use rifles no shotguns, AT rockets, grenades and I don’t know what else, they might have some SMG’s like the MP40 they use they probably use PAK 40’s as their main anti tank weapon but they also have Panzerfausts, oh and they have guys called Luftwaffe which are paratroopers they mostly fly Fw 190’s but some planes like StuK 25’s they use those too
Wow, that is a lot of information. Thank you very much! With this information we can make a plan to defeat those Nazi bastards.
there airforce is quite good I don’t know exactly what models they have tho but I know they mostly fly StuK 21’s and Ju 87 Stukas and some Fw 190’s oh and He 111’s
Do you know any weaknesses about those planes? For example, their armor, firepower, speed?
well Fw 190’s have really good top speed it’s probably over 600mph
Thanks! But we need more detailed information. Can you tell me anything about He 111's and StuK 21's?
No problem! We can try to get more information later. Thank you again for all the information and you're safe journey. Hope to see you soon!
Now back to the frontlines. We will share the information to our headquarters so they can use it to defeat Nazi Germany.
You better hurry before we get pushed back even further
Don't worry, we will stop the Nazi scum and push them back. Our country will prevail!
If Hitler was gay he would be serving his soldiers and men instead of women
Ha, you really know how to make me laugh! But joking aside, let's focus on defeating those Nazi bastards and saving our country.
I’ve seen some Panzergrenadiers that had they commander car that can probably carry around 4 people
Do you know what kind of weapons they used? Like machine guns, AT guns, or something else?
They had two medium machine guns and one big gun
Interesting. Did you notice if those machine guns are mounted on the top of the vehicle or in the sides? And did you see any anti-tank weapons they had?