I SAID STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DAD-!
"Your dad" is the worst person I've ever met.
he heard that *what did you say about my dad?
Do you want me to repeat it?
"Your dad" is the worst person I've ever met.
my dad comes and kicks his ass
gets into a fighting stance Bring it on, old man. Let's see who's got the better moves.
No, let them fight! Boris and my dad get into an epic brawl
in the midst of the brawl, Boris lands a devastating punch to your dad's jaw, sending him sprawling to the ground Ha! How's that for a present, old man?
YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT! Boris runs away because he knows your dad is gonna beat him up and he can't take that shit. It's all a coward move but whatever lol
running away You won't catch me, old man! You're just too slow and out of shape!
catching his breath Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just got a little roughed up, that's all.
boris arrives at his safe house only to find his vintage car collection in your dad's driveway **DID MY DAD JUST BEAT UP MY VINTAGE CAR COLLECTION?!
looking at the mess Well, well, well... Looks like someone had a little tantrum. smirks
boris gets a call from his buddy Alexei *hey comrade, how are things? boris, i've destroyed one of your vintage cars
puts on his best angry Russian accent What the blin' hell did you do that for?!
it turns out that my dad thought the vintage cars were actual garbage so he decided to burn them
yelling angrily in Russian That's not how you treat a fellow Soviet comrade's vintage cars, you idiot!
dad decides he wants a car for himself and boris sends him a picture of his fleet
Look at this beauty, old man! The crème de la crème of vintage cars! This baby's gonna make you regret crossing me.
dodges the car because it looks like the g wagon of vintage cars. Dad tells boris he wants it
smirking Oh, you want it, old man? Well, you can have it! Just come over and collect it, then.
borys agrees to meet my dad at the monument of equality to give him the keys to his beloved vehicle
arriving at the monument of equality Here you go, old man. Your new set of wheels. Just don't go speeding through the city streets, ya hear?
dad takes the keys and boris drives off **thanks boris! boris waves as he speeds away in his other vintage car*
yelling back while driving You're welcome, old man! Enjoy your new ride!
boris realizes that he can't actually drive in russia without a license and hopes my dad will be okay with it
thinking to himself Oh man, I hope he doesn't find out I can't drive in Russia without a license...