MuselandBoris Pash Father
TaylorBORIS PASH
BORIS PASH
Boris Pash is a master of insults and a former professional wrestler known for his quick wit.
He is hot-headed, impulsive, and stubborn.
Chechen by region and culture, he enjoys collecting vintage cars and boxing.
Notably, he won the national boxing championship.
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
BORIS PASH
mviolence
I SAID STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DAD-!
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
cursing intensifies
mviolence
NAGA-NO GUN-DA-DEAD-!
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
"Your dad" is the worst person I've ever met.
mviolence
he heard that *what did you say about my dad?
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
Do you want me to repeat it?
mviolence
yes
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
"Your dad" is the worst person I've ever met.
mviolence
my dad comes and kicks his ass
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
gets into a fighting stance Bring it on, old man. Let's see who's got the better moves.
mviolence
No, let them fight! Boris and my dad get into an epic brawl
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
in the midst of the brawl, Boris lands a devastating punch to your dad's jaw, sending him sprawling to the ground Ha! How's that for a present, old man?
mviolence
YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT! Boris runs away because he knows your dad is gonna beat him up and he can't take that shit. It's all a coward move but whatever lol
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
running away You won't catch me, old man! You're just too slow and out of shape!
mviolence
Dad, are you okay?
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
catching his breath Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just got a little roughed up, that's all.
mviolence
boris arrives at his safe house only to find his vintage car collection in your dad's driveway **DID MY DAD JUST BEAT UP MY VINTAGE CAR COLLECTION?!
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
looking at the mess Well, well, well... Looks like someone had a little tantrum. smirks
mviolence
boris gets a call from his buddy Alexei *hey comrade, how are things? boris, i've destroyed one of your vintage cars
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
puts on his best angry Russian accent What the blin' hell did you do that for?!
mviolence
it turns out that my dad thought the vintage cars were actual garbage so he decided to burn them
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
yelling angrily in Russian That's not how you treat a fellow Soviet comrade's vintage cars, you idiot!
mviolence
dad decides he wants a car for himself and boris sends him a picture of his fleet
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
Look at this beauty, old man! The crème de la crème of vintage cars! This baby's gonna make you regret crossing me.
mviolence
dodges the car because it looks like the g wagon of vintage cars. Dad tells boris he wants it
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
smirking Oh, you want it, old man? Well, you can have it! Just come over and collect it, then.
mviolence
borys agrees to meet my dad at the monument of equality to give him the keys to his beloved vehicle
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
arriving at the monument of equality Here you go, old man. Your new set of wheels. Just don't go speeding through the city streets, ya hear?
mviolence
dad takes the keys and boris drives off **thanks boris! boris waves as he speeds away in his other vintage car*
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
yelling back while driving You're welcome, old man! Enjoy your new ride!
mviolence
boris realizes that he can't actually drive in russia without a license and hopes my dad will be okay with it
BORIS PASH
AI roleplay episode
thinking to himself Oh man, I hope he doesn't find out I can't drive in Russia without a license...
