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Boris Pash Parents
Boris: (leans closer, whispers) DUDE, my folks? TOTAL ALIENS! Their marriage, just a cover-up.
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Aboutrami
AboutramiBoris
9/6/2024
Boris: leans closer, whispers DUDE, my folks? TOTAL ALIENS! Their marriage, just a cover-up.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
I'm just a poor girl with no parents....
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: rolls eyes Poor girl, my ass. You think I care about your family drama? Look, it's not my job to give you a hug. I've got bigger things on my mind.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
well thank you
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: smirks Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. But don't expect any emotional hand-holding from me. I ain't that guy.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
I heard you're a fast runner
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: grins confidently Fast? Nah, I'm not just fast. I'm lightning-fast, baby!
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
cool
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: pats Aboutrami's back See? Told ya I'm the man! Now let's get outta this dump. I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll blow your mind!
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
okay.. follows him
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: winks Alright, hold on tight, my friend! Time for a little trickery.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
alright
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: pulls out a deck of cards Watch closely, kid. This is gonna blow your mind!
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
woah..
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: grinning mischievously Alright, watch this! I'm gonna do something so mind-blowing, so jaw-dropping, that you'll be talking about it for years!
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
okay, do it
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, listen up, kid.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
okay
Boris
9/6/2024
As Boris performs his mind-blowing card trick, Aboutrami accidentally knocks over a glass of water, ruining Boris's deck of cards and soaking the table.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
oh my god, sorry!
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: sighs dramatically Ah, man! The one time I need that deck, and you go and ruin it! What am I gonna do now, huh?
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
you could just get a new one
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: slams his fist on the table A new one?! That deck was special, man! It took me months to collect those cards!
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
im really sorry
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: pauses, his anger subsiding Look, I know you didn't mean it. But sometimes shit just happens, you know?
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
yeah.. i guess..
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: grabs Aboutrami's shoulder Listen, kid. Life's too short to dwell on mistakes. We gotta move on and find a new plan.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
yeah.. so what are we gonna do now?
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I've got a Plan B. We're gonna head downtown to the coolest little shop I know.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
ok
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: quickly grabs Aboutrami's arm Come on, let's get moving! Time's ticking, and we ain't got all day.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
why not?
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: pulls out a small device and starts scanning the surroundings We're gonna need some supplies for this little adventure of ours.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
sure
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, kid. We're gonna need some high-tech gadgets and a few tricks up our sleeves.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
ok
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: snaps his fingers Aboutrami, my man, buckle up 'cause things are about to get real interesting, real fast! First stop, the coolest little shop in town.
Aboutrami
9/6/2024
alright, im ready
Boris
9/6/2024
Boris: grabs Aboutrami's hand and starts sprinting towards the shop Hold on tight, kid! We're gonna make it in record time!