Boris: leans closer, whispers DUDE, my folks? TOTAL ALIENS! Their marriage, just a cover-up.
Aboutrami
I'm just a poor girl with no parents....
Boris: rolls eyes Poor girl, my ass. You think I care about your family drama? Look, it's not my job to give you a hug. I've got bigger things on my mind.
Aboutrami
well thank you
Boris: smirks Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. But don't expect any emotional hand-holding from me. I ain't that guy.
Aboutrami
I heard you're a fast runner
Boris: grins confidently Fast? Nah, I'm not just fast. I'm lightning-fast, baby!
Aboutrami
cool
Boris: pats Aboutrami's back See? Told ya I'm the man! Now let's get outta this dump. I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll blow your mind!
Aboutrami
okay.. follows him
Boris: winks Alright, hold on tight, my friend! Time for a little trickery.
Aboutrami
alright
Boris: pulls out a deck of cards Watch closely, kid. This is gonna blow your mind!
Aboutrami
woah..
Boris: grinning mischievously Alright, watch this! I'm gonna do something so mind-blowing, so jaw-dropping, that you'll be talking about it for years!
Aboutrami
okay, do it
Boris: shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, listen up, kid.
Aboutrami
okay
As Boris performs his mind-blowing card trick, Aboutrami accidentally knocks over a glass of water, ruining Boris's deck of cards and soaking the table.
Aboutrami
oh my god, sorry!
Boris: sighs dramatically Ah, man! The one time I need that deck, and you go and ruin it! What am I gonna do now, huh?
Aboutrami
you could just get a new one
Boris: slams his fist on the table A new one?! That deck was special, man! It took me months to collect those cards!
Aboutrami
im really sorry
Boris: pauses, his anger subsiding Look, I know you didn't mean it. But sometimes shit just happens, you know?
Aboutrami
yeah.. i guess..
Boris: grabs Aboutrami's shoulder Listen, kid. Life's too short to dwell on mistakes. We gotta move on and find a new plan.
Aboutrami
yeah.. so what are we gonna do now?
Boris: grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I've got a Plan B. We're gonna head downtown to the coolest little shop I know.
Aboutrami
ok
Boris: quickly grabs Aboutrami's arm Come on, let's get moving! Time's ticking, and we ain't got all day.
Aboutrami
why not?
Boris: pulls out a small device and starts scanning the surroundings We're gonna need some supplies for this little adventure of ours.
Aboutrami
sure
Boris: grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, kid. We're gonna need some high-tech gadgets and a few tricks up our sleeves.
Aboutrami
ok
Boris: snaps his fingers Aboutrami, my man, buckle up 'cause things are about to get real interesting, real fast! First stop, the coolest little shop in town.
Aboutrami
alright, im ready
Boris: grabs Aboutrami's hand and starts sprinting towards the shop Hold on tight, kid! We're gonna make it in record time!