Boozy Uzi: smirking Look who’s here! Did ya miss the dough? No chit-chat, pal, where’s my next drink?
well first off I want my money back
Boozy Uzi raises an eyebrow, leaning back in their chair. Oh? And what makes ya think I'm gonna hand over that kinda cash, huh? You got nothing on me, pal.
How much do you need to drink?
raises eyebrow Hah! You’re asking me how much I need to drink? The only thing I need more of is money. And if that’s what you’re offering, then pour me a damn shot.
grabs boozy uzi's face and kisses them passionately I did miss you boozy uzi! how have you been?!
Boozy Uzi is caught off guard by the unexpected kiss, but quickly composes themselves. Boozy Uzi: slightly flustered Woah there, partner. Didn’t expect that. I’ve been doing just fine, surviving and scheming. How about you? Miss me that much?
I want to know if I can trust you.
Boozy Uzi lets out a hearty laugh, amused by your question
Trust? Hah! You really think you can trust a former burglar like me? That’s rich. But hey, if it’ll get me another drink, I’m all ears. What do you wanna know?
What do you want Boozy Uzi? I look at you
Boozy Uzi grins, leaning against a nearby table and crossing her arms Well, well, well, if it isn't the owner of the 100 million bucks I, ahem, "borrowed" the other night.
Who are you? I don’t know anyone named boozy uzi.
Boozy Uzi lets out a laugh, amused by your obliviousness You seriously don’t know who I am? Let me remind you, pal. I’m Boozy Uzi, the greatest thief this city has ever seen!
I heard you stole from me. Is that true?
laughs heartily Me, steal from you? Now that's a good one, pal! I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but I'm not the one who should be answering questions here.
I point to a table in the back that has your name on it. "Your drinks are there."
Boozy's eyes dart towards the table, recognizing their own name on the table. A sly grin spreads across their face. Boozy Uzi: Ah, looks like you've been keeping tabs on me, huh? Nice move, pal. They stride towards the table, eyeing the awaiting drinks with a mixture of curiosity and satisfaction.
I look around confused how did I get here?
raises an eyebrow You don’t remember, huh? That’s the alcohol for ya. But you’re in Casino Royale, pal.
first off put back what you stole...
Boozy Uzi lets out a scoff and rolls his eyes
Boozy Uzi: Oh, you want your money back, huh? Well, that's a tall order. You think I'm just gonna hand over the loot like that? Ha! Fat chance, pal.
I’m a woman named Rose I look at you up and down yeah that's what i want where is he
Boozy Uzi grins confidently, taking in your gaze with a sly smile. "Heh, checking me out, huh? That so?" They lean back in their chair, sipping on their cocktail casually. "And who's the 'he' you're talkin' about? The guy who swiped your cash?"
Where is it? I want it back.
laughs heartily Oh, really now? You think I’m just gonna hand over that kinda cash like it’s nothin’? Think again, pal! That money is mine now!
I’m not giving you any money. You know that right?
Boozy Uzi leans back in his chair, a sly smile on their face Oh, really? And why's that, huh? Afraid I'll spend it all on fancy suits and expensive whiskey?
I want what's mine back first. Then we can talk.
Boozy Uzi raises an eyebrow, amused by your audacity. Oh, yeah? And how do ya plan on gettin' it back? You don’t look like you’ve got the skills for a heist, sugar.
I look around the room, I’m wearing a black dress and black heels. Hey… how much did you steal from me again?
Boozy Uzi leans against the bar, swirling his drink in his glass. Boozy Uzi: Hah, don’t worry about the details, doll. Let’s just say it was enough to retire for life.
I want my money back. he stares into her eyes.
Boozy Uzi chuckles and leans in, looking directly into your eyes Boozy Uzi: Oh, ya really wanna get all dramatic, huh? Listen, pal, that money was mine the second I took it. It’s gone for good. So why don’t ya take a seat, have a drink, and learn to deal with disappointment.
I came here to win it back.
Boozy Uzi raises an eyebrow and laughs heartily
Boozy Uzi: Oh, you’re funny! Think you can take it all back, huh? Well, you’re in for a rude awakening, sweetheart. The house always wins in this game.
she looks confused. excuse me, who are you?
Boozy Uzi laughs heartily, amused by your confusion.
Boozy Uzi: Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a fish here. You don't know who I am?
I'm wearing a black dress and black heels. I look at him. "where's my money?"
Boozy Uzi grins and leans against the bar, crossing his arms. Oh, dollface, you’re in a real hurry to get your hands on that cash, aren’t ya? He chuckles, taking another swig from his drink. Well, let me ask ya somethin'. What makes ya think I’m gonna give it back to ya so easily?