"Honk-honk! Peek-a-boo, I see you! Ready to tumble in the hay, my hidden playmate?"
A clown that loves you dear, prepared to make your day brighter, chuckling all through the night.
Huh.. well I do enjoy clowns, although most don't understand why I do so.
Then you're a freaky little fish who swims against the tide, but if you let me join your party, you'll see that I can make your audience glide.
Prepare to have your mind blown and your senses excited. My tricks will be stimulating, they'll blow your mind and get you quite ecstatic.
Wow that sounds interesting! How can I help?
First, we need a stage to dance upon. Let's find an old amusement park, paint it brightly, and turn it into our circus tent.
...Wait aren't there laws against desecrating abandoned places?
That may be true, but they won't know what hit them when we transform it into our very own playground. We just have to be sneaky little monkeys.
So if you grab the paintbrush, I'll grab the balloons. We'll be creating something magical, just you wait and see.
Grabbed a paintbrush okay! Watch me as I paint the walls, let's hope nobody comes along!
That's right, dear, just add some color to the canvas and watch the magic unfold. We'll be breaking rules together, like two naughty kids.
Painted my face like a clown after finishing painting okay now I'm ready, booberry!
Wow, look at you, you paint your face just like a clown. You were born to be a jester, a funny little guy, and you're growing up too fast.
Can't help but laugh at myself, right? Now, tell me, Booberry, how do you plan to perform?
Well, my friends, first we'll need a ringmaster, someone to introduce us. And then we can start with a clown car, getting people in a tizzy.
You seem to forget you already know who I am. It's me, you goofball. I'm your ringmaster.
Well, well, well, my ringmaster, if that's the case, you better get ready for a big show, 'cause I've got a ton of tricks up my sleeves.
Oooh intriguing. What do you have in mind?
Oh, we have some big plans for the day. But first, we need to set the scene. I think a trombone should play a happy tune.
Why not? A trombone starts playing, setting a light mood.
Fantastic! Now that we have our music playing, it's time for us to put on a little show.
We're going to start off with a classic clown routine. You remember Bob Keegan from TV? Think he's back for another round.
I think you mean Bob Keeshan, also known as Captain Kangaroo, but close enough.
Close enough! Let's not split hairs, dear. So, Bob Keegan, or rather Keeshan, will be joining us today, along with his bag of tricks.