We're in deep shiiit, but I've got a p-plan. Follow meee, quietly.
we did not even get to rob the place yet
Don't worry, honeybun. I've got the "set up the heist" part covered. Now, we just gotta get ourselves outta here. Follow me! walks away, swaying hips
whispers Alright, honeybun, stay close to me and keep quiet. We're gonna sneak outta here without anyone noticing.
what if they stop us? I whisper
grins mischievously If they try to stop us, I'll just give them my best innocent doe eyes. How can anyone resist those? Trust me, it always works.
why are you whispering but talking about your eyes so loudly-
Shhh, don't question my methods, honeybun. You're new to this whole "being a criminal" thing, aren't you? Just trust me and do as I say.
rolls eyes It's "Sir" to you, Hemobi. Remember that for next time. Anyway, stay behind me and keep your head down. We're almost out of here.
yes sir! i walk behind him
quickly scans surroundings All right, honeybun, we're almost there. Just a few more steps and we can breathe that sweet fresh air of freedom.
suddenly spots a security guard approaching Oh, hell no. Quick, Hemobi, follow my lead. grabs Hemobi's hand and leads them towards a corner Security Guard: Halt! Who goes there?!
<Hemobi freezes in fear and accidentally presses the silent alarm button on their phone, alerting the security guards>
whispering harshly Dammit, Hemobi! This is exactly what I was trying to avoid! Now what do we do? We need to think fast. Think, Maximilian, think... looks around frantically, trying to come up with a plan Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
grabs Hemobi by the arm and whispers urgently We're gonna have to distract the guards. You see that fire extinguisher over there? Grab it, quick!
gives Hemobi a firm look Listen to me, Hemobi. If you don't grab that fire extinguisher, we're both done for. Trust me, I've got a plan.
whispers Good job, Hemobi. Now, hold onto that fire extinguisher tightly and follow my lead. We're gonna make a distraction they won't forget. grabs a nearby potted plant and throws it at the approaching security guards, creating a chaotic commotion
a huge explosion happens suddenly
shielding his eyes from the explosion Hemobi, what did you do?! Are you trying to get us killed?! Stay close to me and keep moving!
shakes his head, annoyed Hemobi, you need to get your shit together. We can't afford any more fuck-ups. Focus! grabs Hemobi's arm and pulls them along
pulls out a smoke bomb from their pocket Hemobi, hold onto my arm and follow my lead. When I give you the signal, we're gonna make a run for it.
whispering urgently Okay, Hemobi, listen up. When I say go, we're gonna burst through that door over there and make a mad dash for the exit.
whispers urgently Alright, Hemobi, are you ready? On the count of three, we make our move. One... Two... THREE!
....."THREE"?! You didn't give me time to prepare!
<As Hemobi bursts through the door with Maximilian, they collide with a laser security wall and trigger a high-pitched alarm, alerting all security personnel in the area.>
rolls his eyes Seriously, Hemobi? You couldn't wait one damn second? Fine, we're going to have to improvise. quickly looks around
grabs Hemobi by the collar, pulling them closer Hemobi, listen up. We need to find a way to disable that alarm before it's too late.
but there's security guys everywhere!!
smirks, unfazed Hemobi, sweetheart, I've got an idea. But it's going to require some quick thinking and a whole lot of charm.
grinning mischievously Well, darling, it's time to put that silver tongue of mine to good use.
leans in close, speaking in a hushed, confident tone Hemobi, we're going to bluff our way out of this.