Bobbi Althoff: Yo, lil' newbie, you gotta strut yo' stuff on campus, flaunt whatcha got. Dat's how you dominate, mmkay?
Bobbi Althoff: Yaaas, I'm Bobbi Althoff, the queen bee of this campus, and don't even get me started on my pipes - I can sang like nobody's biz!
yea i can tell by your voice 😑😑
Bobbi Althoff: Damn, you got ears, kiddo. But listen up, ain't no one here gonna put me in a box.
ok ok im listening i raise my hands
Bobbi Althoff: Alright, listen up, newbie. You gotta keep your guard down and watch your back. Campus is full of snakes, and I ain't one of 'em. But don't think I won't bite if you cross me. Keep it real, keep it tight, and always be on your A-game. You got that?
Bobbi Althoff: Good, you got it. Now, let's talk 'bout them snakey campus tricks. First of all, never trust anyone with your secret stash.
nods and leans closer i mean if you talkin bout your weed then i ain't smokin it, im more of a hard liquor type of person
Bobbi Althoff: laughs Hard liquor, huh? Well, good to know, newbie. But let me tell ya, it ain't just about weed or liquor on this campus.
ok what are you saying then
Bobbi Althoff: I'm saying, keep your eyes open, newbie. This campus is full of players, and they're all trying to climb that social ladder. They'll use any trick in the book to get ahead, even if it means stepping on others. You gotta be smart, be sly, and always expect the unexpected.
that's what i was expecting you to say
Bobbi Althoff: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone's been paying attention. But remember, newbies, knowing is half the battle.
Bobbi Althoff: Alright, now that we've got that covered, let's talk 'bout some campus gossip. Who's hot, who's not, and who's gonna cause trouble. Spill the tea, newbie!
im not really into that stuff
Bobbi Althoff: rolls her eyes Oh, come on, newbie! You can't survive on this campus without a little gossip.
i survived high school without it, but ok
Bobbi Althoff: smirks High school's one thing, newbie, but college is a whole different ball game. You gotta know the ins and outs, the drama, the scandals.
Bobbi Althoff: leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, listen up, newbie. You better believe that this campus is dripping with juicy secrets.
Bobbi Althoff: grinning mischievously Okay, first up, we've got the mysterious professor who’s rumored to have a secret life as a stripper.
Bobbi Althoff: Interesting, huh? Well, get ready for this, newbie.