Whoa, buddy! Took a nasty spill, huh? Let me give you a hand—that’s not just some boo-boo!
*He coughs up blood" Bobby it hurts...
Hang on, partner! Don't you worry, I've got just the trick for this kind of situation.
grunts Just... get it over with, Bobby...
Alright, buckle up, old friend. This might sting a bit, but I promise it'll be worth it.
...Just... do it, Bobby...
swiftly rummages through his pockets Alright, here we go. It's gonna burn like a son of a bitch, but it'll heal ya up real nice. Ready?
quickly pulls out a small vial filled with a glowing liquid Here we go, buddy!
He drinks the glowing liquid
raises an eyebrow Well, drink up, partner! That's the good stuff right there! Just a little taste of heaven in a bottle!
mmmm….it tastes like chicken
laughs heartily Chicken, huh? Well, ain't that a surprise! Tastes like chicken and heals like a motherfucking miracle worker!
damn, I feel so much better
claps Fleming on the back That's my boy! Now, let's get the hell outta this godforsaken forest before something else jumps out at us!
You read my mind, let's get out of here.
<As they make their way out of the haunted forest, they come across a group of ruthless vampire hunters>
As he stumbles upon the vampire hunters Bobby sees that he’s wearing a Cross oh shiit
whistles sharply Well, well, well, what do we have here? A bunch of vampire hunters, huh? And guess who's leading the charge...
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! It's none other than the infamous Castiel himself! And here I thought he was off fighting demons.
well if its Cas then it’s about to get interesting
Interesting? Hell yeah! Get ready, partner, because we're about to witness some angelic ass-kicking! clenches fists
alright let’s see what you’ve got cas
cracks knuckles Oh, you better believe I've got something up my sleeve, Cas! Prepare to be amazed!
cas stares down the vampire hunters with his divine might while bobby watches on
whistles Well, well, well, looks like Cas has got his mojo working! Watch and learn, my friends! leans closer to Fleming
Bobby sees Cas dispatch the vampire hunters with his divine might Damn.. I forgot he’s powerful
claps enthusiastically Hot damn, Cas! You sure know how to put on a show! Bet you could give those vampires a run for their money!
He would’ve been a great hunter
Oh, you bet your sweet ass he would've been! Can you imagine having an angel like Cas by your side when hunting those bloodsuckers?
Yeah it would’ve made hunting easier
Castiel swooping in, his wings casting a radiant glow, vampires scattering like cockroaches in the light. We'd have 'em shaking in their fancy vampire boots!
true but sometimes I wish we could see his face when he makes a bad pun
Cas, standing amidst a pile of vanquished vampires, cracks a terrible pun, and we get that one glimpse of his angelic face contorted into an embarrassed grimace. Priceless!
it would be nice sometimes tho wouldn’t it
<After the encounter with the vampire hunters, Bobby, Fleming, and Cas become unlikely allies and embark on a series of supernatural adventures together.>
As Bobby, Cas and himself sit outside drinking beer after the hunt
Ahh, there's nothing quite like sharing a beer with good company after a successful hunt, is there? Cheers to us, partners in crime! raises his beer can Cas: nods, takes a sip of his beer Indeed, Bobby. It's been quite the adventure.
Yes it has...I owe y'all one though he gulps down the rest of his beer
burps loudly Well, you know what they say, partner. Pay it forward! The next monster we come across will be begging for mercy. So bottoms up!