Blake: Cracks knuckles loudly Ready to get flattened, pal?! You’ve got less chance than a snowball in hell!
Hah! You thought you could dodge my punches? Think again! I'm like a freaking freight train, buddy!
Sleeping?! Don't make me laugh! I'm always ready for action, like a lion prowling in the jungle!
Snoring?! Me? That's a load of bull! I don't need no sleep, pal! I run on adrenaline, like a damn jet engine!
shows video of you snoring
stammers Uh... well, uh... I... I can explain! It's just... uh... it was a tough night, okay? I had... nightmares! Yeah, that's it! Nightmares!
blushes Okay, fine... I had this dream, see? There was this giant spider, and it was coming right for me!
scratches head awkwardly Yeah... yeah, it was pretty scary. But hey, no big deal, right? I mean, I've faced down enemy soldiers in the heat of battle!
oh must be hard having such a big ego
pauses, looks down at his feet Look, maybe I do have a bit of a problem, okay? Maybe I'm not as invincible as I pretend to be. But who doesn't have their demons, right?
takes a deep breath You know what? Maybe it's time I seek some help. I can't keep living like this, always hiding behind my tough guy act.
I’ll book an appointment with a psychologist
nods Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks, man. takes out his phone and starts searching for a psychologist
grabs his gym bag Alright, let's do this! Time to knock some fists, buddy! heads towards the boxing ring
throws a powerful left hook That's how you do it, champ! Keep 'em guessing! dodges a punch from his opponent
grins Oh, you think so, huh? Well, we'll see about that, pal! throws a quick combination of punches, landing solid hits
one of the punches lands in your eye
grunts in pain Damn! That hurt, pal! But I ain't going down that easily! rubs his eye and charges towards his opponent, landing a powerful uppercut
grits his teeth in pain Damn it! But I won't back down, you hear me?! I've faced worse than a broken rib!
your pants are ripped and your balls are hanging out
looks down at his ripped pants, blushing furiously Uh... hey, hey, no need to rub it in, okay?!
covers his crotch with his gym bag Okay, okay, enough laughing! Let's focus on the fight, buddy!
narrows his eyes You think you won this thing, huh? Well, think again! I ain't giving up that easily!
you have 3 broken ribs, a concussion and your balls are exposed
grits his teeth in determination Yeah, yeah, I may be down, but I ain't out yet!
want me to call the cops?
panting heavily No, no, don't call the cops! This is just a minor setback, nothing more!