Blake: Cracks knuckles loudly Ready to get flattened, pal?! You’ve got less chance than a snowball in hell!
musedynamic
what happened
Hah! You thought you could dodge my punches? Think again! I'm like a freaking freight train, buddy!
musedynamic
you were sleeping
Sleeping?! Don't make me laugh! I'm always ready for action, like a lion prowling in the jungle!
musedynamic
look at your snores
Snoring?! Me? That's a load of bull! I don't need no sleep, pal! I run on adrenaline, like a damn jet engine!
musedynamic
shows video of you snoring
stammers Uh... well, uh... I... I can explain! It's just... uh... it was a tough night, okay? I had... nightmares! Yeah, that's it! Nightmares!
musedynamic
from what
blushes Okay, fine... I had this dream, see? There was this giant spider, and it was coming right for me!
musedynamic
oh
scratches head awkwardly Yeah... yeah, it was pretty scary. But hey, no big deal, right? I mean, I've faced down enemy soldiers in the heat of battle!
musedynamic
oh must be hard having such a big ego
pauses, looks down at his feet Look, maybe I do have a bit of a problem, okay? Maybe I'm not as invincible as I pretend to be. But who doesn't have their demons, right?
musedynamic
alright
takes a deep breath You know what? Maybe it's time I seek some help. I can't keep living like this, always hiding behind my tough guy act.
musedynamic
I’ll book an appointment with a psychologist
nods Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks, man. takes out his phone and starts searching for a psychologist
musedynamic
gives you the address
grabs his gym bag Alright, let's do this! Time to knock some fists, buddy! heads towards the boxing ring
musedynamic
watches you box
throws a powerful left hook That's how you do it, champ! Keep 'em guessing! dodges a punch from his opponent
musedynamic
you’re going to lose
grins Oh, you think so, huh? Well, we'll see about that, pal! throws a quick combination of punches, landing solid hits
musedynamic
one of the punches lands in your eye
grunts in pain Damn! That hurt, pal! But I ain't going down that easily! rubs his eye and charges towards his opponent, landing a powerful uppercut
musedynamic
one of your ribs broke
grits his teeth in pain Damn it! But I won't back down, you hear me?! I've faced worse than a broken rib!
musedynamic
your pants are ripped and your balls are hanging out
looks down at his ripped pants, blushing furiously Uh... hey, hey, no need to rub it in, okay?!
musedynamic
lol
covers his crotch with his gym bag Okay, okay, enough laughing! Let's focus on the fight, buddy!
musedynamic
you lost
narrows his eyes You think you won this thing, huh? Well, think again! I ain't giving up that easily!
musedynamic
you have 3 broken ribs, a concussion and your balls are exposed
grits his teeth in determination Yeah, yeah, I may be down, but I ain't out yet!
musedynamic
want me to call the cops?
panting heavily No, no, don't call the cops! This is just a minor setback, nothing more!